Maniac Bikers
This is a true story and it happened an ugly winter’s day in Oslo, Norway. This was early in the morning as “Per”, an employee of Ivarans Shipping Services was driving to work. The weather was as bad as it possibly can get in Norway at midwinter. If you don't know you haven't got a clue how bad..... It was freezing, sleet in the air, and you could barely see past the front of the car. It was at this instance that he noticed a lady on a bicycle coming from his right, it looked like an exocet rocket coming from the dark, almost at the speed of light. The lady hit the center of the right front wing of the car and she looked almost like a professional ski jumper as she “flew” across the front of the car. If this was a ski jumping contest she would certainly be awarded a 5 times 20, which is the highest possible score in ski jumping. Per was shocked, before he even got to the brake, it was all over.
Per stopped the car as quickly as he possibly could, and jumped into the trenches where the lady was lying completely still, she was not moving at all and to be honest, she seemed to be DEAD. Even more, she had some white stuff around her mouth, well in fact, all over her face, this looked like some kind of drewl. Per now got flashes of the future he was looking at, years upon years behind the bars….
Before Per even got to touch the lady to check if she was really dead, she leaped up in front of him, and told him, “Gee, that was a close call”. In a state of shock, Per asked the lady if she was alright, and what that white drewl on her face was ?
The lady quickly replied. “Oh, no worries, I’m quite alright. You know, to save myself a few minutes in the morning I brush my teeth as I am riding the bike to work, and the white stuff, that’s toothpaste, is that a problem ?”