Rob Babcock said:
How "far" do I have to "get", Col Tomb?
Saying they're worse than Styx is hardly bashing, but luckily I don't expect criticizing those more overrated bands to transport me anywhere. Styx isn't great by any stretch, but the fact that the man who animates Homer Simpson dislikes them isn't exactly damning criticism.
A lot further than this. I hope you live a long life, but the Stones will be ranked as one of the greatest rock 'n' roll bands long after you and I are dead. (Styx/Kansas/Boston/Foreigner/Journey, on the other hand will be trivia questions, and answers won't be flattering.) It's OK, obviously, to not like anybody you want, but to deny the importance and influence of certain artists is disengenuous. I've never been particularly fond of Michael Jackson, for instance, but his importance and significance to the R&B genre is
enormous, and you'll never see me question that. Similar thing with Pink Floyd -- I like 'em OK, but I don't think they're anywhere near as good as they're purported to be, especially among their (large) cult following. But I give them their due, because they earned it.
But none of this is applicable to Styx/Kansas/Boston/Foreigner/Journey, because they were pure corporate-rock, studio-craft creations, Michael Bolton with synthesized bombast. The Sex Pistols, with one record, had a million times more influence than all those bands combined. That's 'cause the Pistols -- convoluted as they were -- were the
real deal. The only thing that keeps Styx/Kansas/Boston/Foreigner/Journey in the public psyche at all is -- guess what? -- "classic-rock" radio (that would be Clear Channel and co). Perfectly appropriate.
Rob Babcock said:
I'd like to meet one intelligent member of AH who doesn't snort out loud when reading Rolling Stones Top 100 albums of all time.
But they're a great magazine, right? PUH-LEAZE!
Actually, I think Rolling Stone has been a sellout for about 30 years. Who on earth calls that a "great magazine"? But take note that their 500 greatest albums list wasn't a product of Rolling Stone per se; it was the result of a survey of writers, musicians, producers and the like. Anybody with any sense is gonna look at that list and say, "Yeah, there's some great stuff in there."
Rob Babcock said:
Mark Twain said a classic is something everyone wants to have read but no one wants to read, and that translates pretty damn well to many of the "classic" albums listed by many critics.
Mark Twain was referring to "The Deerslayer"; he never got to listen to "Exile on Main Street."