Female logic. Please help.

[gmichael]

My wife (bless her cute little soul) is going to drive me nuts. Here is today's story.
The road we live on tends to build up water when it rains due to pour drainage. (We've called & called but the town won't fix it. They say that the water will be gone in 24 hours after the rain stops) The water builds up to one side of our driveway. We have our mailbox on the other side for obvious reasons. But sometimes, it rains hard enough that the water spreads to that side as well, making it a little tough to pick up the mail.
Today, we had our driveway repaved. I told her to remind the guy to pad a little by the mailbox so we can walk to it even when we get a lot of rain. She just called to tell me how great the new driveway looks. I asked about the mailbox. She says, "Oh, I had them move it." Move it? Move it where? To the other side of the driveway. You mean, where all the water is? "Uh, yes. Isn't that what you wanted?" WTF!?
Sorry to all you smart/logical ladies/women out there. Just had to vent.
Ahhhh...... feel much better now. Just wait till I get home though.

 

[adk highlander]

I feel for you man. My wife is has a phd and she pulls stuff that makes our six year old scratch her head.

 

[griffinconst]

I'm a general contractor and let me tell you, it's a miracle your wife got a paving guy to move the mailbox. Congratulations, she must be smokin' hot.

 

[MDS]

Now you just know that the decision to move the mailbox to the other side was purely for aesthetic reasons because she likely feels that it looks better on that side.

 

[gmichael]

I'm a general contractor and let me tell you, it's a miracle your wife got a paving guy to move the mailbox. Congratulations, she must be smokin' hot.

True that. She even got him to show up on time and to give us a discount. Hmmm... hey!

 

[gmichael]

Now you just know that the decision to move the mailbox to the other side was purely for aesthetic reasons because she likely feels that it looks better on that side.

Yup. By the flowers instead of the t-poll.

 

[tcarcio]

True that. She even got him to show up on time and to give us a discount. Hmmm... hey!

After hearing that I would stop worrying about the mailbox....

 

[gmichael]

I feel for you man. My wife is has a phd and she pulls stuff that makes our six year old scratch her head.

It must be some kind of test.

 

[adk highlander]

It must be some kind of test.

In all reality that is probably true.

 

[sawzalot]

Well I can only say one thing, bring on the dry spell that way you'll soon forget about the standing water and be dazzled by the new drive.

 

[Bluesmoke]

True that. She even got him to show up on time and to give us a discount. Hmmm... hey!

Umm, the mailbox should be the least of your worries now.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

The mail was DELIVERED!

 

[gmichael]

The mail was DELIVERED!

But who's going to walk through the water to go get it?

 

[majorloser]

But who's going to walk through the water to go get it?

That's why your wife married you.

 

[griffinconst]

Well I can only say one thing, bring on the dry spell that way you'll soon forget about the standing water and be dazzled by the new drive.

If he gives her much crap about it when he gets home, there will be a dry spell alright but it won't involve the rain.

 

[gmichael]

If he gives her much crap about it when he gets home, there will be a dry spell alright but it won't involve the rain.

Didn't I mention the baby on the way? The dry spell is well under way.

 

[lsiberian]

Didn't I mention the baby on the way? The dry spell is well under way.

You are a man engineer a solution already.

It's called a levee Or a ditch Go down and hire some guys give them some shovels and they will have your problem solved.

 

[majorloser]

 

[Tarub]

True that. She even got him to show up on time and to give us a discount. Hmmm... hey!

Now, the paving guy is the one who is ringing the door bell twice instead of the postman.

 

[griffinconst]

Problem solved, now about that dry spell. Where's Mperfect?