Female logic. Please help.

[CraigV]

Women, can’t live with them…

Can’t be a practicing heterosexual without them

Can’t perpetuate the species without them

 

[majorloser]

...now about that dry spell.

 

[nick1000000]

This should solve ALL your problems.

 

[sawzalot]

You are a man engineer a solution already.

It's called a levee Or a ditch Go down and hire some guys give them some shovels and they will have your problem solved.

They already work at a "discounted" rate anyway so why not

 

[CraigV]

This should solve ALL your problems.

I was thinking of something a bit cheaper, and can be had at any Wal-Mart.

 

[nick1000000]

Yours does not come with a turret though.

 

[CraigV]

Yours does not come with a turret though.

Well duh, then it would sink

 

[lsiberian]

Yours does not come with a turret though.

That can be changed.

 

[MatthewB.]

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Nuff said.

 

[Seth=L]

Now that there has been several images posted that are not related to gmichael's wife or her general hotness I believe that he must now provide that which is clearly on everyone's mind. Don't leave us hangin here in the dark bro.

 

[Sheep]

Ohhhhh,

Asian salad!

Sheepstar

 

[Sheep]

You could always mount the mailbox on your house, next to your door, or make a mail slot. That way, you don't even have to go outside.

Sheepstar

 

[Davemcc]

My wife (bless her cute little soul) is going to drive me nuts. Here is today's story.

You are not alone. Here is my story. We've been shopping for a new car. We both agree that we should get a car that's good in the winter and within a certain budget. We've been looking at the Focus and Ranger but she's not really into those so I tell her that we could look at a v6 Mustang coupe at the top end of budget. She says no to the Mustang coupe because it's not good in the snow.

She really wants a Mustang convertible and regularly prices them out and wants to go look at them. I remind her that she won't drive a Mustang coupe because it's no good in the snow. She then says that our previous Mustangs were just fine in the snow and she would gladly drive the Mustang convertible year round. I'm not prepared to spend that kind of money right now.

So we go back and look at the Focus and Ranger which she still doesn't like. So I suggest the Mustang coupe again and what does she say...? It's no good in the snow. I remind her that she is willing to drive the convertible in the snow. What does she say...? But that's different.

 

[CraigV]

You are not alone. Here is my story. We've been shopping for a new car. We both agree that we should get a car that's good in the winter and within a certain budget. We've been looking at the Focus and Ranger but she's not really into those so I tell her that we could look at a v6 Mustang coupe at the top end of budget. She says no to the Mustang coupe because it's not good in the snow.

She really wants a Mustang convertible and regularly prices them out and wants to go look at them. I remind her that she won't drive a Mustang coupe because it's no good in the snow. She then says that our previous Mustangs were just fine in the snow and she would gladly drive the Mustang convertible year round. I'm not prepared to spend that kind of money right now.

So we go back and look at the Focus and Ranger which she still doesn't like. So I suggest the Mustang coupe again and what does she say...? It's no good in the snow. I remind her that she is willing to drive the convertible in the snow. What does she say...? But that's different.

She must be thinking that she would drive with the top down and let the snow accumulate in the car, thus increasing the weight on the rear tires, giving the car increased traction. Genius.

I dated a smoker once. As I was driving her home one winter night, she lit up & put the window down. I said “why do you have the window open, it’s freezing in here”. She replied “I can’t stand the smell of cigarette smoke”.

 

[gmichael]

Now that there has been several images posted that are not related to gmichael's wife or her general hotness I believe that he must now provide that which is clearly on everyone's mind. Don't leave us hangin here in the dark bro.

The dark? H'll no! Leave the lights on!

 

[haraldo]

Hmmm I can't say I know very much about female logic, this should be quite obvious from my other posts around here.....

Even the simplest things will be misunderstood, this I know

 

[lsiberian]

You are not alone. Here is my story. We've been shopping for a new car. We both agree that we should get a car that's good in the winter and within a certain budget. We've been looking at the Focus and Ranger but she's not really into those so I tell her that we could look at a v6 Mustang coupe at the top end of budget. She says no to the Mustang coupe because it's not good in the snow.

She really wants a Mustang convertible and regularly prices them out and wants to go look at them. I remind her that she won't drive a Mustang coupe because it's no good in the snow. She then says that our previous Mustangs were just fine in the snow and she would gladly drive the Mustang convertible year round. I'm not prepared to spend that kind of money right now.

So we go back and look at the Focus and Ranger which she still doesn't like. So I suggest the Mustang coupe again and what does she say...? It's no good in the snow. I remind her that she is willing to drive the convertible in the snow. What does she say...? But that's different.

wow the thought of snow being an issue just blows my mind. I wouldn't drive a focus no way man because that car's handling blows(very loose).

It's better than a cobalt though lol. That's the worst car I ever drove.

 

[rnatalli]

I gave up a long time ago. Freud did most of his work with women and was stilled perplexed. Whoever figures them out will certainly receive a Nobel Prize.

 

[gmichael]

I gave up a long time ago. Freud did most of his work with women and was stilled perplexed. Whoever figures them out will certainly receive a Nobel Prize.

The answer is 42.

 

[pzaur]

I gave up a long time ago. Freud did most of his work with women and was stilled perplexed. Whoever figures them out will certainly receive a Nobel Prize.

And a lot of free beer from all the other men in the world!
Screw the prize. I want the beer.

-pat