Female logic. Please help.

[pzaur]

Ohhhhh,

Asian salad!

Sheepstar

You beat me to it!

-pat

 

[Sheep]

You beat me to it!

-pat

Get used to it, Suckka.

SheepStar

 

[mtrycrafts]

If he gives her much crap about it when he gets home, there will be a dry spell alright but it won't involve the rain.

Well, my screen is nice and clean now

 

[mtrycrafts]

To answer your subject line, that is next to an impossibility

 

[Alex2507]

You could always mount the mailbox on your house, next to your door, or make a mail slot. That way, you don't even have to go outside.

I think that in some neighborhoods your mailbox has to be road side because the mail is delivered with one of those right hand drive vehicles. Front door delivery may not be an option.

I wouldn't drive a focus no way man because that car's handling blows(very loose).

Nonsense, I have a 2000 Focus with 150,000 miles on it. It handles like a Corvette.
I just changed the stabilizer bars linkages and bushings for <$100. PITA job though.
Don't go knocking the Focus.

CraigV,

As a former smoker I too couldn't stand the smell of cigarette smoke. I always opened the window while driving, even in Canada.

gmichael,

Make her get the mail when it rains.
When it's sunny, you get it and enjoy the nice new scenic location.

 

[Davemcc]

Nonsense, I have a 2000 Focus with 150,000 miles on it. It handles like a Corvette.

Umm...well...Uhh...Umm...well.... NO. It doesn't.

We just gave back our 06 Focus lease. It certainly wasn't equal to the Vette but my wife tossed it around like it was a Miata. She's a little speed demon. It actually did handle quite well, but let's not get crazy.

 

[CraigV]

My sister-in-law has a degree in engineering. She bought a 250 motorcycle thinking it would be fun to drive and economical. After having it for a while, she was lamenting that all of a sudden it wouldn’t start. She went over the vehicle checking the oil level, the electrical system…etc. She has a tough time asking anyone for help, and even though she didn’t directly ask me to look at it, she hinted it would be appreciated. I got on, hit the starter, and everything sounded fine. Right away, I said “sounds like it’s out of gas”. Not possible, I was told. Opened the gas cap, shone a flashlight in - bone dry. Put in about 1/3 tank of fuel, and it turned right over.

Her

Me

 

[gmichael]

It rained all night last night. Supposed to rain all day today too. This morning I looked out the window and saw our mailbox in the middle of a pond. Nice job.
I'll move the frickin thing myself as soon as the pond drains. She's lucky that she's so darn cute or...
BANG ZOOM... TO THE MOON....

 

[MDS]

I got on, hit the starter, and everything sounded fine. Right away, I said “sounds like it’s out of gas”. Not possible, I was told. Opened the gas cap, shone a flashlight in - bone dry. Put in about 1/3 tank of fuel, and it turned right over.

That's funny and reminds me of something similar. My dad and his friends were airplane mechanics (until Pan Am went bankrupt in the late '80s). One of his friends would work on cars on the side to make a little money.

He did a thorough tune up for a woman and informed her that her oil level was very low and she should check it periodically. She said that the gauge never indicated that the car needed oil because the needle on the oil gauge never dropped to the low mark.

She thought 'psi' on the gauge stood for 'Put Some In'.

 

[Rickster71]

The dark? H'll no! Leave the lights on!

Female logic, Please help.
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen those two words used in the same sentence.

http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=7382&d=1245245909
If that really is a picture of your wife, disregard all posts in this thread, and walk through that puddle with a smile on your face.

 

[gmichael]

Female logic, Please help.
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen those two words used in the same sentence.

http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=7382&d=1245245909
If that really is a picture of your wife, disregard all posts in this thread, and walk through that puddle with a smile on your face.

That is not actually my wife. But wifey is just as good looking in a very similar way. Markw can back me up here.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

That is not actually my wife. But wifey is just as good looking in a very similar way. Markw can back me up here.

In that case...I'm on my way to get your mail for you.

 

[gmichael]

In that case...I'm on my way to get your mail for you.

Bring your boots.

Notice that I didn't say rubbers!

 

[captiankirk28]

"Female logic. Please help"

I would like to help you but i don't have a clue so i would not know what to tell ya.

P.S When you find an answer please let me know what you find out

 

[Seth=L]

Markw can back me up here.

You should just prove it.

 

[gmichael]

You should just prove it.

Anyone here is welcome to visit. (on the weekend while I'm home)

 

[Rickster71]

That is not actually my wife. But wifey is just as good looking in a very similar way. Markw can back me up here.

You know Mark?
I'll be hanging with him on Friday.
I'll remind him to bring pictures.

 

[gmichael]

You know Mark?
I'll be hanging with him on Friday.
I'll remind him to bring pictures.

Yeah, Mark and his lovely wife made the treck up to see us a while back. They're both great people. I'm sure you'll agree.

 

[Gaigebacca]

The Answer to Women...

Everything is a double standard - in the woman's favor

Her way is the right way - even if it defies the laws of physics

You can never make her happy - because she changes her mind about what makes her happy every 3.42 seconds, and if you guess about what will make her happy, then you are inconsiderate by not talking to her about it first... if you talk to her about it, by the time the conversation is over, she has changed her mind 4 times, and you are supposed to have "picked up" on this...

Men are always wrong - even in the way you pull that box off of the shelf she cant reach... you are doing it wrong, but you still have to do it

These are just a few of the observations I have made during my short time on this planet... if they weren't so cute... our lives would be so much more simple... but what is the spice of life, if not a little complication...

 

[lsiberian]

I think that in some neighborhoods your mailbox has to be road side because the mail is delivered with one of those right hand drive vehicles. Front door delivery may not be an option.



Nonsense, I have a 2000 Focus with 150,000 miles on it. It handles like a Corvette.
I just changed the stabilizer bars linkages and bushings for <$100. PITA job though.
Don't go knocking the Focus.

CraigV,

As a former smoker I too couldn't stand the smell of cigarette smoke. I always opened the window while driving, even in Canada.

gmichael,

Make her get the mail when it rains.
When it's sunny, you get it and enjoy the nice new scenic location.

I had a 2001 and my one piece of advice is to replace the serpentine belt often. Mine snapped and busted my radiator hose. My car then over heated(hot day in Texas for you) That one wasn't as loose as the 09 I test drove. I hate loose cars though.