Favorite insults?

[Alex2507]

"You suck your mother's c__k!"
Walter H. Croft

 

[stratman]

chick, clock, cask , cook, crock, crook, rooster? Did you mean rooster? Yeah, you meant rooster, I got it.

 

[Dolby CP-200]

ROTFLMAO

“You British scum ££££”

“You silly little wanker”

“You little git”

“Bugger you”

“You Muppet”

 

[Seth=L]

"You..uh..should probably jump off a cliff"

"Just give up on life, no really just jump in front something heavy with a lot of momentum"

[removed]

and who can forget-

"Your mom"

 

[stratman]

ROTFLMAO

“You British scum ££££”

“You silly little wanker”

“You little git”

“Bugger you”

“You Muppet”

Love that British humour!!

 

[Alex2507]

chick, clock, cask , cook, crock, crook, rooster? Did you mean rooster? Yeah, you meant rooster, I got it.

Yeah, a great big fat rooster. That's it. LOL

 

[Dolby CP-200]

Ain’t it grand being English, arr, Dickenson, please another cup of tea YOU BLOODY LAZY GIT!

 

[Dolby CP-200]

Excuse me. Please post all comments to the BBC. You rat f££££££ing snowboard scum ££££.

 

[Seth=L]

Excuse me. Please post all comments to the BBC. You rat f££££££ing snowboard scum ££££.

I thought you would like that. I wonder how many people know the true roots of that word.

What is with the snowboard? Just because I am American I have a snowboard?

 

[Dolby CP-200]

Specking with up-market, posh British accent.

So do the British and the French.

 

[Alex2507]

Either way it's a fine word. Another of my favorite insults is "[removed]" Then of course there's the butter face line.

 

[Dolby CP-200]

Guess what everyone is right but me. I got one word wrong, it should have been Fornication. Here is some interesting info from Wikipedia, the most reliable source of information in the world.

Apparently it's true origins are unknown because the word has been in usage for to long for them to verify. Hope we all learned something today.

You Muppet

 

[highfihoney]

R. Lee Ermey is a god among men.

How true how true

 

[highfihoney]

I can see the future.

I see a picture,the picture i see is of a lock beacuse thats where this thread's a-headin,lock down

 

[Geno]

You're so ugly you're mama's gotta tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog'll play with you!

If she knew how, she'd be unfaithful to me...

 

[majorloser]

I remind everybody this is a "family" forum.

PLEASE KEEP IT CLEAN!

(FYI- I deleted the bad posts)

 

[Rock&Roll Ninja]

"Her face caught fire and somebody put it out with a wet chain"

 

[Seth=L]

I remind everybody this is a "family" forum.

PLEASE KEEP IT CLEAN!

(FYI- I deleted the bad posts)

Sorry, that was one of my favorites too, even though I don't use it.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

Clint Eastwood: "You're a legend in your own mind" (to his supervisor)

That reminded me of Katherine Hepburn describing Marylin Monroe's acting ability:
"She covers the whole range of emotions, from A to B."

 

[no. 5]

"you smell like ant sweat"