Nemo128 Audioholic Field Marshall Dec 8, 2008 1,607 0 83 NJ Jun 23, 2009 #81 jostenmeat said: Yo mama's so fat, she has her own zip code. Click to expand... Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat she has to pay property taxes whenever she sits down in public.
jostenmeat said: Yo mama's so fat, she has her own zip code. Click to expand... Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat she has to pay property taxes whenever she sits down in public.
krzywica Audioholic Samurai Feb 2, 2005 2,241 0 113 43 Milwaukee WI Nov 10, 2009 #83 Your mama's so fat when she goes to a restauraunt and looks at the menu she says "ok". Your mama's so fat that when you poke her in the legs she leaks gravy.
Your mama's so fat when she goes to a restauraunt and looks at the menu she says "ok". Your mama's so fat that when you poke her in the legs she leaks gravy.
adwilk Audioholic Ninja Jan 23, 2006 4,815 0 113 43 Doug's Basement Nov 10, 2009 #84 Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory...
gmichael Audioholic Spartan Nov 15, 2005 5,381 0 113 66 Winter Garden FL Nov 10, 2009 #85 Yo Momma is so fat that the only way your daddy can get-it-on with her is to slap her in the thigh and ride the first wave in.
Yo Momma is so fat that the only way your daddy can get-it-on with her is to slap her in the thigh and ride the first wave in.
darien87 Audioholic Spartan Nov 13, 2005 5,001 0 113 Bay Area Cali, but San Diego is home Nov 10, 2009 #86 If I want any more crap outta you I'll squeeze your head. If I had wanted to hear from an a-hole I would have farted.
If I want any more crap outta you I'll squeeze your head. If I had wanted to hear from an a-hole I would have farted.
gmichael Audioholic Spartan Nov 15, 2005 5,381 0 113 66 Winter Garden FL Nov 10, 2009 #87 If I wanted any lip from you I'd peel it off my zipper.
lsiberian Audioholic Overlord Nov 17, 2008 12,393 0 113 On A Bridge in Fort Worth Nov 10, 2009 #88 I thought I told you to look both ways not moon both ways.
H highfigh Seriously, I have no life. Sep 14, 2008 24,217 0 113 Nov 10, 2009 #89 Someone told a friend of mine to kiss their azz and he said "I wouldn't know where to start".
CraigV Audioholic General Jan 2, 2009 1,271 0 83 Nov 10, 2009 #90 “let me guess, you’re a Bose owner, right?”
gmichael Audioholic Spartan Nov 15, 2005 5,381 0 113 66 Winter Garden FL Nov 10, 2009 #91 Having lunch with a few co-workers one day. Don't remember the build up but: Gal to Guy: I wouldn't F.. you for practice Guy in response: I wouldn't F... you with his D.ck and her pushing. (pointing to the other two in the group)
Having lunch with a few co-workers one day. Don't remember the build up but: Gal to Guy: I wouldn't F.. you for practice Guy in response: I wouldn't F... you with his D.ck and her pushing. (pointing to the other two in the group)
CraigV Audioholic General Jan 2, 2009 1,271 0 83 Nov 10, 2009 #92 “You eat bread made from your mothers yeast infection” Reactions: adwilk
Warpdrv Audioholic Ninja Dec 13, 2006 4,260 0 0 @ Milwaukee, WI Nov 10, 2009 #93 You think your $hit don't stink, but your farts give you away...
D DrFunk Audioholic Intern Nov 9, 2009 38 0 8 Nov 10, 2009 #94 "If your were going any slower, you'd be going backwards." "There's so much irony in this room I'm surprised no one's drowned yet."
"If your were going any slower, you'd be going backwards." "There's so much irony in this room I'm surprised no one's drowned yet."
CraigV Audioholic General Jan 2, 2009 1,271 0 83 Nov 10, 2009 #95 Why do all the football fields in Wisconsin use Astroturf? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during half-time
Why do all the football fields in Wisconsin use Astroturf? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during half-time
Warpdrv Audioholic Ninja Dec 13, 2006 4,260 0 0 @ Milwaukee, WI Nov 10, 2009 #96 "Im gunna kick your @$$" Well ya better get started, cause I'm all @$$ !!!!
P pzaur Audioholic Samurai Feb 19, 2006 2,218 0 113 Nov 10, 2009 #97 Thank you, Captain Obvious. -pat
