Favorite insults?

[Nemo128]

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own zip code.

Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat she has to pay property taxes whenever she sits down in public.

 

[Alex2507]

You skank.

 

[krzywica]

Your mama's so fat when she goes to a restauraunt and looks at the menu she says "ok".

Your mama's so fat that when you poke her in the legs she leaks gravy.

 

[adwilk]

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory...

 

[gmichael]

Yo Momma is so fat that the only way your daddy can get-it-on with her is to slap her in the thigh and ride the first wave in.

 

[darien87]

If I want any more crap outta you I'll squeeze your head.


If I had wanted to hear from an a-hole I would have farted.

 

[gmichael]

If I wanted any lip from you I'd peel it off my zipper.

 

[lsiberian]

I thought I told you to look both ways not moon both ways.

 

[highfigh]

Someone told a friend of mine to kiss their azz and he said "I wouldn't know where to start".

 

[CraigV]

“let me guess, you’re a Bose owner, right?”

 

[gmichael]

Having lunch with a few co-workers one day. Don't remember the build up but:

Gal to Guy: I wouldn't F.. you for practice
Guy in response: I wouldn't F... you with his D.ck and her pushing. (pointing to the other two in the group)

 

[CraigV]

“You eat bread made from your mothers yeast infection”

 

[Warpdrv]

You think your $hit don't stink, but your farts give you away...

 

[DrFunk]

"If your were going any slower, you'd be going backwards."
"There's so much irony in this room I'm surprised no one's drowned yet."

 

[CraigV]

Why do all the football fields in Wisconsin use Astroturf?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during half-time

 

[Warpdrv]

"Im gunna kick your @$$"

Well ya better get started, cause I'm all @$$ !!!!

 

[pzaur]

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

-pat