Favorite insults?

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"He has a face like a bulldog licking p*ss from a nettle."

"Several million sperm, and you won?"

And finally...

Referring to a mate's ugly girlfriend as the 'Millennium Falcon'... ("You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!") :D
 
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It's so easy........ a caveman can do it.





:)
 
Buckeye_Nut said:
It's so easy........ a caveman can do it.





:)


It's so easy...... The Gecko can do it, not the caveman, The Gecko. What? you're working for him now? Devious lizard. Besides I get more air time than he does, jealousy has him green, ha.
 
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest visual effects award

Bugger me no way! You have got to be Kidding this sucked!:(

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Dolby CP-200 said:
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest visual effects award

Bugger me no way! You have got to be Kidding this sucked!:(

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It had good CGI, why do you think it didn't?
 
LOL, just thought of another few...

"If we were animals in the wild, you would have been eaten by now..."

"I think your gene pool needs a little chlorine."
 
Referring to a mate's ugly girlfriend as the 'Millennium Falcon'... ("You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!") :D

Oh man. That just may be the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I gotta use that one. Can I? Huh? Please?! :D

sleeper.
 
If I had a nickel for every good idea you've come up with, I'd be broke...
 
My current favorite is from Ron White, "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID". One I learned years ago requires thought , practice, & is effective. When debating (fighting) look at their nose and confidently say you have booger hanging. Your done, walk away, you win.;) I have never had someone not react! The best was with my ex-wife.
 
Some lady just phoned me and said is this, Lidal?

And I said, do I sound like fu%king Lidal? And slammed the phone down!:mad:
I am not certain what you mean, is Lidal some kind of insult from the UK? If it isn't, then WTF is your deal mate?;):D
 
This Needed a Revival

I may have posted this in here already but wanted to bring this back for some of the newer guys who really appreciate low brow stuff.

"Did your parents have any children that lived?" :p

Edit: oops, that got covered on page 1. I'm still leaving it just to have the thread bumped.
 
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Is that really your face or did your neck throw up?

I'd have a battle of wits with you, but you are obviously unarmed.
 

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