go practice falling down, I'll be there in a minute...
S sploo Full Audioholic Feb 17, 2007 #42 "He has a face like a bulldog licking p*ss from a nettle." "Several million sperm, and you won?" And finally... Referring to a mate's ugly girlfriend as the 'Millennium Falcon'... ("You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!")
"He has a face like a bulldog licking p*ss from a nettle." "Several million sperm, and you won?" And finally... Referring to a mate's ugly girlfriend as the 'Millennium Falcon'... ("You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!")
stratman Audioholic Ninja Feb 24, 2007 #44 Buckeye_Nut said: It's so easy........ a caveman can do it. Click to expand... It's so easy...... The Gecko can do it, not the caveman, The Gecko. What? you're working for him now? Devious lizard. Besides I get more air time than he does, jealousy has him green, ha.
Buckeye_Nut said: It's so easy........ a caveman can do it. Click to expand... It's so easy...... The Gecko can do it, not the caveman, The Gecko. What? you're working for him now? Devious lizard. Besides I get more air time than he does, jealousy has him green, ha.
D Dolby CP-200 Banned Feb 25, 2007 #46 Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest visual effects award Bugger me no way! You have got to be Kidding this sucked!
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest visual effects award Bugger me no way! You have got to be Kidding this sucked!
Seth=L Audioholic Overlord Feb 25, 2007 #47 Dolby CP-200 said: Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest visual effects award Bugger me no way! You have got to be Kidding this sucked! Click to expand... It had good CGI, why do you think it didn't?
Dolby CP-200 said: Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest visual effects award Bugger me no way! You have got to be Kidding this sucked! Click to expand... It had good CGI, why do you think it didn't?
j_garcia Audioholic Jedi Feb 26, 2007 #49 LOL, just thought of another few... "If we were animals in the wild, you would have been eaten by now..." "I think your gene pool needs a little chlorine."
LOL, just thought of another few... "If we were animals in the wild, you would have been eaten by now..." "I think your gene pool needs a little chlorine."
sleeper Audioholic Intern Mar 1, 2007 #50 sploo said: Referring to a mate's ugly girlfriend as the 'Millennium Falcon'... ("You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!") Click to expand... Oh man. That just may be the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I gotta use that one. Can I? Huh? Please?! sleeper.
sploo said: Referring to a mate's ugly girlfriend as the 'Millennium Falcon'... ("You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!") Click to expand... Oh man. That just may be the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I gotta use that one. Can I? Huh? Please?! sleeper.
RMarsh83 Audioholic Intern Mar 1, 2007 #51 If I had a nickel for every good idea you've come up with, I'd be broke...
H hogfan Audioholic Intern Apr 26, 2007 #52 My current favorite is from Ron White, "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID". One I learned years ago requires thought , practice, & is effective. When debating (fighting) look at their nose and confidently say you have booger hanging. Your done, walk away, you win. I have never had someone not react! The best was with my ex-wife.
My current favorite is from Ron White, "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID". One I learned years ago requires thought , practice, & is effective. When debating (fighting) look at their nose and confidently say you have booger hanging. Your done, walk away, you win. I have never had someone not react! The best was with my ex-wife.
D Dolby CP-200 Banned Apr 27, 2007 #53 Is this Lidal Some lady just phoned me and said is this, Lidal? And I said, do I sound like fu%king Lidal? And slammed the phone down!
Is this Lidal Some lady just phoned me and said is this, Lidal? And I said, do I sound like fu%king Lidal? And slammed the phone down!
Seth=L Audioholic Overlord Apr 27, 2007 #54 Dolby CP-200 said: Some lady just phoned me and said is this, Lidal? And I said, do I sound like fu%king Lidal? And slammed the phone down! Click to expand... I am not certain what you mean, is Lidal some kind of insult from the UK? If it isn't, then WTF is your deal mate?
Dolby CP-200 said: Some lady just phoned me and said is this, Lidal? And I said, do I sound like fu%king Lidal? And slammed the phone down! Click to expand... I am not certain what you mean, is Lidal some kind of insult from the UK? If it isn't, then WTF is your deal mate?
Rock&Roll Ninja Audioholic Field Marshall Apr 27, 2007 #55 Dolby CP-200 said: Some lady just phoned me and said is this, Lidal? Click to expand... "Sorry, Lidal can't talk right now, my ***** in her mouth. Have her call you back tho' " Todays movie insult: "My suit cost more than your education"
Dolby CP-200 said: Some lady just phoned me and said is this, Lidal? Click to expand... "Sorry, Lidal can't talk right now, my ***** in her mouth. Have her call you back tho' " Todays movie insult: "My suit cost more than your education"
pikers Audioholic Apr 29, 2007 #56 gmichael said: If I want any lip from you I'll peel it off my zipper. Click to expand... My favorite is a derivative of that: When I want your opinion, I'll jiggle my zipper.
gmichael said: If I want any lip from you I'll peel it off my zipper. Click to expand... My favorite is a derivative of that: When I want your opinion, I'll jiggle my zipper.
Alex2507 Audioholic Slumlord Jun 8, 2009 #57 This Needed a Revival I may have posted this in here already but wanted to bring this back for some of the newer guys who really appreciate low brow stuff. "Did your parents have any children that lived?" Edit: oops, that got covered on page 1. I'm still leaving it just to have the thread bumped. Last edited: Jun 9, 2009
This Needed a Revival I may have posted this in here already but wanted to bring this back for some of the newer guys who really appreciate low brow stuff. "Did your parents have any children that lived?" Edit: oops, that got covered on page 1. I'm still leaving it just to have the thread bumped.
S Scarriere Junior Audioholic Jun 9, 2009 #58 Is that really your face or did your neck throw up? I'd have a battle of wits with you, but you are obviously unarmed.
Is that really your face or did your neck throw up? I'd have a battle of wits with you, but you are obviously unarmed.
res6jya6 Senior Audioholic Jun 9, 2009 #60 You think you're hot sh** in a champagne glass, but you're just cold diarrhea in a dixie cup...
