adwilk

adwilk

Audioholic Ninja
go practice falling down, I'll be there in a minute...
 
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sploo

Full Audioholic
"He has a face like a bulldog licking p*ss from a nettle."

"Several million sperm, and you won?"

And finally...

Referring to a mate's ugly girlfriend as the 'Millennium Falcon'... ("You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!") :D
 
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Buckeye_Nut

Audioholic Field Marshall
It's so easy........ a caveman can do it.





:)
 
stratman

stratman

Audioholic Ninja
Buckeye_Nut said:
It's so easy........ a caveman can do it.





:)

It's so easy...... The Gecko can do it, not the caveman, The Gecko. What? you're working for him now? Devious lizard. Besides I get more air time than he does, jealousy has him green, ha.
 
Cavey

Cavey

Enthusiast
You were born stupid and you have been going backwards ever since.:D
 
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Dolby CP-200

Banned
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest visual effects award

Bugger me no way! You have got to be Kidding this sucked!:(

 
Seth=L

Seth=L

Audioholic Overlord
Dolby CP-200 said:
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest visual effects award

Bugger me no way! You have got to be Kidding this sucked!:(

It had good CGI, why do you think it didn't?
 
j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
LOL, just thought of another few...

"If we were animals in the wild, you would have been eaten by now..."

"I think your gene pool needs a little chlorine."
 
sleeper

sleeper

Audioholic Intern
Referring to a mate's ugly girlfriend as the 'Millennium Falcon'... ("You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!") :D
Oh man. That just may be the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I gotta use that one. Can I? Huh? Please?! :D

sleeper.
 
RMarsh83

RMarsh83

Audioholic Intern
If I had a nickel for every good idea you've come up with, I'd be broke...
 
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hogfan

Audioholic Intern
My current favorite is from Ron White, "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID". One I learned years ago requires thought , practice, & is effective. When debating (fighting) look at their nose and confidently say you have booger hanging. Your done, walk away, you win.;) I have never had someone not react! The best was with my ex-wife.
 
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Dolby CP-200

Banned
Is this Lidal

Some lady just phoned me and said is this, Lidal?

And I said, do I sound like fu%king Lidal? And slammed the phone down!:mad:
 
Seth=L

Seth=L

Audioholic Overlord
Some lady just phoned me and said is this, Lidal?

And I said, do I sound like fu%king Lidal? And slammed the phone down!:mad:
I am not certain what you mean, is Lidal some kind of insult from the UK? If it isn't, then WTF is your deal mate?;):D
 
Rock&Roll Ninja

Rock&Roll Ninja

Audioholic Field Marshall
Some lady just phoned me and said is this, Lidal?
"Sorry, Lidal can't talk right now, my ***** in her mouth. Have her call you back tho' "


Todays movie insult: "My suit cost more than your education"
 
Alex2507

Alex2507

Audioholic Slumlord
This Needed a Revival

I may have posted this in here already but wanted to bring this back for some of the newer guys who really appreciate low brow stuff.

"Did your parents have any children that lived?" :p

Edit: oops, that got covered on page 1. I'm still leaving it just to have the thread bumped.
 
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Scarriere

Junior Audioholic
Is that really your face or did your neck throw up?

I'd have a battle of wits with you, but you are obviously unarmed.
 
Sheep

Sheep

Audioholic Warlord
I prefer my insults to be situational.

You smell.

SheepStar
 
res6jya6

res6jya6

Senior Audioholic
You think you're hot sh** in a champagne glass, but you're just cold diarrhea in a dixie cup...
 

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