j_garcia Audioholic Jedi Jul 11, 2005 32,533 0 113 Aug 3, 2010 #41 Chuck Norris built Rome in a day. Chuck Norris can cleanly stab someone with a ball. Chuck Norris can delete the Recyling Bin.
Chuck Norris built Rome in a day. Chuck Norris can cleanly stab someone with a ball. Chuck Norris can delete the Recyling Bin.
STRONGBADF1 Audioholic Spartan Jul 4, 2005 7,482 0 113 When you own the world you're always home Oct 1, 2012 #42 Last edited by a moderator: Oct 19, 2014
STRONGBADF1 Audioholic Spartan Jul 4, 2005 7,482 0 113 When you own the world you're always home Oct 1, 2012 #43 Last edited by a moderator: Oct 19, 2014
STRONGBADF1 Audioholic Spartan Jul 4, 2005 7,482 0 113 When you own the world you're always home Oct 1, 2012 #44 Last edited by a moderator: Oct 19, 2014
M Midwesthonky Audioholic General Jan 7, 2010 1,014 0 83 Oct 3, 2012 #45 Chuck Norris' ex-girlfriend lived in the mountains of North Dakota...
j_garcia Audioholic Jedi Jul 11, 2005 32,533 0 113 Oct 3, 2012 #46 Chuck Norris once kicked a man so hard, his kids exploded. Chuck Norris is so great there is no need to make this joke funny.
Chuck Norris once kicked a man so hard, his kids exploded. Chuck Norris is so great there is no need to make this joke funny.
majorloser Moderator Aug 7, 2005 7,071 0 113 Florida aka: Hurricane Central Oct 3, 2012 #47 For those with nothing better to do... Chuck Norris Facts One of my favorites: "Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song." Reactions: j_garcia
For those with nothing better to do... Chuck Norris Facts One of my favorites: "Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song."
Rickster71 Audioholic Spartan Jan 15, 2006 7,170 0 113 N.J. Oct 3, 2012 #48 Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "NTTAWWT" when he found out that Adam And Doug had his picture under their pillows. Reactions: STRONGBADF1 and majorloser
Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "NTTAWWT" when he found out that Adam And Doug had his picture under their pillows.
majorloser Moderator Aug 7, 2005 7,071 0 113 Florida aka: Hurricane Central Oct 3, 2012 #49 Doug has a Walker Texas Ranger pillow case
Rickster71 Audioholic Spartan Jan 15, 2006 7,170 0 113 N.J. Oct 3, 2012 #50 majorloser said: Doug has a Walker Texas Ranger pillow case Click to expand... I think he just likes the hat.
majorloser said: Doug has a Walker Texas Ranger pillow case Click to expand... I think he just likes the hat.
majorloser Moderator Aug 7, 2005 7,071 0 113 Florida aka: Hurricane Central Oct 3, 2012 #51 Rickster71 said: I think he just likes the hat. Click to expand... I thought he liked the leather biker hat
Rickster71 said: I think he just likes the hat. Click to expand... I thought he liked the leather biker hat
Rickster71 Audioholic Spartan Jan 15, 2006 7,170 0 113 N.J. Oct 3, 2012 #52 majorloser said: I thought he liked the leather biker hat Click to expand... The clerk had to be called over just to get the pink... (I mean mauve) hat away from him. Reactions: majorloser
majorloser said: I thought he liked the leather biker hat Click to expand... The clerk had to be called over just to get the pink... (I mean mauve) hat away from him.
A ACsGreens Full Audioholic Sep 6, 2011 299 0 28 Turn Around Oct 3, 2012 #53 The Islands Chuck recently visited the Virgin Islands, but they are now simply known as "The Islands." Reactions: Alex2507
The Islands Chuck recently visited the Virgin Islands, but they are now simply known as "The Islands."
j_garcia Audioholic Jedi Jul 11, 2005 32,533 0 113 Oct 3, 2012 #54 If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear it? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear it? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
STRONGBADF1 Audioholic Spartan Jul 4, 2005 7,482 0 113 When you own the world you're always home Oct 3, 2012 #55 Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
