Favorite Chuck Norris Lines :)

[j_garcia]

Chuck Norris built Rome in a day.

Chuck Norris can cleanly stab someone with a ball.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recyling Bin.

 

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[Midwesthonky]

Chuck Norris' ex-girlfriend lived in the mountains of North Dakota...

 

[j_garcia]

Chuck Norris once kicked a man so hard, his kids exploded.

Chuck Norris is so great there is no need to make this joke funny.

 

[majorloser]

For those with nothing better to do...

Chuck Norris Facts

One of my favorites:

"Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song."

 

[Rickster71]

Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "NTTAWWT" when he found out that Adam And Doug had his picture under their pillows.

 

[majorloser]

Doug has a Walker Texas Ranger pillow case

 

[Rickster71]

Doug has a Walker Texas Ranger pillow case

I think he just likes the hat.

 

[majorloser]

I think he just likes the hat.

I thought he liked the leather biker hat

 

[Rickster71]

I thought he liked the leather biker hat

The clerk had to be called over just to get the pink... (I mean mauve) hat away from him.

 

[ACsGreens]

The Islands

Chuck recently visited the Virgin Islands, but they are now simply known as "The Islands."

 

[j_garcia]

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear it? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.