Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

Alex2507

Alex2507

Audioholic Slumlord
Funny you should ask. I was looking at the Phil 3's last night and my wife came in and said, "How much are those?" I told her, "About $3700.00 shipped". She said, "Why can't you just look at porn like a normal husband?".

I have stopped looking. Too many things going on.
Stopped looking for speakers or stopped looking at porn?
 
monkish54

monkish54

Audioholic General
The girl I'm dating has never watched porn. :O I told her next time we go out she has to watch some porn on my phone. :p
 
Adam

Adam

Audioholic Jedi
The girl I'm dating has never watched porn. :O I told her next time we go out she has to watch some porn on my phone. :p
You sure that you want to let that genie out of the bottle? "All those dudes seem pretty large compared to..." :p :D
 
psbfan9

psbfan9

Audioholic Samurai
The girl I'm dating has never watched porn. :O I told her next time we go out she has to watch some porn on my phone. :p
Hm. That could go wrong quick. Once she says, "That's not how I do it", or, "Why is he so small" it's over
 
monkish54

monkish54

Audioholic General
You sure that you want to let that genie out of the bottle? "All those dudes seem pretty large compared to..." :p :D
HAHAHAH!! I didn't realize my phone has so much sway over my sex life! :O Good thing I have a smart phone. ;)
 
Adam

Adam

Audioholic Jedi
I was actually working out before all this talk of Walmart, porn, and cheese.

Oh, no...my mind just combined those. :eek: Vodka, take me away...
 
monkish54

monkish54

Audioholic General
Hm. That could go wrong quick. Once she says, "That's not how I do it", or, "Why is he so small" it's over
I don't have to worry too much about the phrase "That's not how I do it", because she's a virgin, and "why is he so small?" could work out to my benefit. ;p

You sure that you want to let that genie out of the bottle? "All those dudes seem pretty large compared to..." :p :D
That could be bad. Maybe I'll hold off on the porn and "accidentally" show her a picture of me in the buff in my favorite pose.

chubby-mikey460_1117893c.jpg

or maybe this:

 
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monkish54

monkish54

Audioholic General
Good for her.

Say, I've got this bridge that I can't use anymore. Works great. Want to buy it?

:D
HAHAHAHA!

I fear a bridge at this point might be out of my price range. Shoes are cheaper... ;) :p
 
Adam

Adam

Audioholic Jedi
I'm using a night vision baby monitor to watch Niki in her guest bathroom. This stuff never ceases to amaze me. Hopefully she can't see the IR LEDs...I sure can't.
 
Adam

Adam

Audioholic Jedi
Seriously, though, man - if she is...good for her (well, if that's what she wants). However, if she is, I think you might need to work up to the ferret costume. :)
 
monkish54

monkish54

Audioholic General
Seriously, though, man - if she is...good for her (well, if that's what she wants). However, if she is, I think you might need to work up to the ferret costume. :)
I think she's a virgin more by circumstance than choice. It's a bit of both, really. She doesn't want to lose her V-card to some douche bag (so I'm out of the running) but she isn't waiting till marriage or her "one true love". She's just waiting for a decent guy. :p

Oh no, I laid that out day one. She knows the ferret will be present. Hell, the bunny from next door might even join us. ;) :p
 
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