Alex2507
Audioholic Slumlord
Stopped looking for speakers or stopped looking at porn?
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Adam
Audioholic Jedi
Kinda slow on the draw there, man. Are you texting from Walmart?
monkish54
Audioholic General
The girl I'm dating has never watched porn. :O I told her next time we go out she has to watch some porn on my phone. 
psbfan9
Audioholic Samurai
Adam
Audioholic Jedi
You sure that you want to let that genie out of the bottle? "All those dudes seem pretty large compared to..."The girl I'm dating has never watched porn. :O I told her next time we go out she has to watch some porn on my phone.
psbfan9
Audioholic Samurai
Hm. That could go wrong quick. Once she says, "That's not how I do it", or, "Why is he so small" it's overThe girl I'm dating has never watched porn. :O I told her next time we go out she has to watch some porn on my phone.
monkish54
Audioholic General
HAHAHAH!! I didn't realize my phone has so much sway over my sex life! :O Good thing I have a smart phone.You sure that you want to let that genie out of the bottle? "All those dudes seem pretty large compared to..."
Adam
Audioholic Jedi
If my phone had porn on it, it would be my...I don't really want to finish that sentence, but we all know where it was going...
Adam
Audioholic Jedi
I was actually working out before all this talk of Walmart, porn, and cheese.
Oh, no...my mind just combined those. Vodka, take me away...
Oh, no...my mind just combined those.
Vodka, take me away...
monkish54
Audioholic General
I don't have to worry too much about the phrase "That's not how I do it", because she's a virgin, and "why is he so small?" could work out to my benefit. ;p
That could be bad. Maybe I'll hold off on the porn and "accidentally" show her a picture of me in the buff in my favorite pose.You sure that you want to let that genie out of the bottle? "All those dudes seem pretty large compared to..."
or maybe this:
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Adam
Audioholic Jedi
Good for her.
Say, I've got this bridge that I can't use anymore. Works great. Want to buy it?
monkish54
Audioholic General
HAHAHAHA!Good for her.
Say, I've got this bridge that I can't use anymore. Works great. Want to buy it?
I fear a bridge at this point might be out of my price range. Shoes are cheaper...
psbfan9
Audioholic Samurai
I'm going to hold out for that Arizona ocean front property.Good for her.
Say, I've got this bridge that I can't use anymore. Works great. Want to buy it?
Adam
Audioholic Jedi
I'm using a night vision baby monitor to watch Niki in her guest bathroom. This stuff never ceases to amaze me. Hopefully she can't see the IR LEDs...I sure can't.
Rickster71
Audioholic Spartan
Good for her.
Say, I've got this bridge that I can't use anymore. Works great. Want to buy it?
Well, that's her story....and she's sticking to it.
Adam
Audioholic Jedi
Sticking to her story, eh? Was it in braille?Well, that's her story....and she's sticking to it.
All of Canada - "Huh?"
Adam
Audioholic Jedi
Seriously, though, man - if she is...good for her (well, if that's what she wants). However, if she is, I think you might need to work up to the ferret costume.
monkish54
Audioholic General
I think she's a virgin more by circumstance than choice. It's a bit of both, really. She doesn't want to lose her V-card to some douche bag (so I'm out of the running) but she isn't waiting till marriage or her "one true love". She's just waiting for a decent guy.Seriously, though, man - if she is...good for her (well, if that's what she wants). However, if she is, I think you might need to work up to the ferret costume.
Oh no, I laid that out day one. She knows the ferret will be present. Hell, the bunny from next door might even join us.
Adam
Audioholic Jedi
There's a BUNNY?!? Sweet.
Dude bunny or lady bunny?
Dude bunny or lady bunny?
monkish54
Audioholic General
LOOOOOOOOL! Lady bunny, but if she wants to bring a dude bunny she knows she is more than welcome to do so. I'm all for equality.There's a BUNNY?!? Sweet.
Dude bunny or lady bunny?
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