I can see it now:
The Effects Of Medical Marijuana On Audio Perceptions
By Monkish54
Those Audioholics who like to partake in recreational drug usage from time to time may be aware of the fact that you can easily hide pot baggies inside speaker cabinets by stuffing them through the speaker's ports, or if you want to be really sneaky, by removing a driver. Recreational drug users, hereafter referred to as potheads, are likely also familiar with the fact that pot can alter our perceptions of sound, much like fur suits that we have previously discussed
here.
Unfortunately I predict the article won't get very far...