Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[brianedm]

Sorry to spoile your Thoughts but I've been busy at the hospital, no not Connor, Steph had her apendix out Monday night!!!
and doing a few other things

Sorry to hear that. Hope Adam didn't tense up and break your finger

 

[gmichael]

Oh I got a lot more than just innuendo from him. I've got new itches and bumps that I can't even explain.

My doctor knows what they are. Want his number?

 

[brianedm]

My doctor knows what they are. Want his number?

Is he cute?

 

[gmichael]

Is he cute?

Maybe. I never really took notice. How do you feel about bald fat guys in their 60's?

 

[brianedm]

Maybe. I never really took notice. How do you feel about bald fat guys in their 60's?

Sign me up

 

[gmichael]

Sign me up

I'll let him know to expect your call.

 

[brianedm]

I'll let him know to expect your call.

This is how everyone shows up to the doctor, right?

 

[gmichael]

Sorry, I can't see any youtube at work. I miss all the best jokes this way.

 

[Adam]

Sorry, I can't see any youtube at work. I miss all the best jokes this way.

Well, you could *gasp* post from home.

 

[brianedm]

Sorry, I can't see any youtube at work. I miss all the best jokes this way.

It was **** in a box from SNL, I'm sure you've seen it before

 

[Adam]

It was **** in a box from SNL...

Enabler...

 

[Bryceo]

Sorry to hear that. Hope Adam didn't tense up and break your finger

No because I hate Adam wait Adam the doctor or Adam & nikki? Because I hate adam the doctor im
about ready to smack him for being a complete tossa I love adam and his white pooch

 

[gmichael]

Well, you could *gasp* post from home.

I would, but I find myself involved with this thing call life when I get there. Just kidding. Wifey hogs the computer Skyping with her side of the family each night. I could post from my PS3 but that controller sucks for typing. Not to mention that if I turn that on, I end up playing a game instead.

 

[gmichael]

It was **** in a box from SNL, I'm sure you've seen it before

Seen it? I've lived it.

 

[gmichael]

That made me think of a prostate exam brochure that I saw recently (yeah, I'm at that age). I've never had one because I cringe at the thought of some dude sticking his finger up...there, but this brochure mentioned a "digital rectal exam." Hmmm. Digital, huh? Do they have a new scanner that's non-invasive? That would be so cool. I'm all hopeful. So, I look it up.

Yeah, it's not digital as in analog/digital. It's digital as in - his finger is a digit. Eeeee.

Try to get yourself a doctor with small hands. I can not express enough how important this is.

 

[gmichael]

Excellent!

Reminds me of a story that a buddy told me after he got his first one. My buddy was understandably a bit unnerved by the whole thing, and apparently shortly after starting the test, the doctor said in a panicked loud voice, "ReeELLAAAX!"

My favorite part was once he pulled out, he handed me a towel and told me to
meet him in his office. Then, with my pants still down and lube dripping
from... uh... there, he flung the door open to the crowded hall and walked out.
He could have at least shut the door behind him. My hands kept slipping off the
door knob trying to get it closed.

 

[psbfan9]

"You using the whole fist doc?"

 

[avnetguy]

"You using the whole fist doc?"

Good safety point in that vid .... always ask the doc to remove his watch first!

Steve

 

[ParadigmDawg]

). I've never had one because I cringe at the thought of some dude sticking his finger up...there, .

They make female doctors too...

 

[Steve81]

My favorite part was once he pulled out, he handed me a towel and told me to
meet him in his office. Then, with my pants still down and lube dripping
from... uh... there, he flung the door open to the crowded hall and walked out.
He could have at least shut the door behind him. My hands kept slipping off the
door knob trying to get it closed.

Some guys just don't have a clue. Bryceo would at least give you a good cuddle afterward.