Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[majorloser]

Don't forget the subsection addendum: The usage of "feet" in the above rule does not refer to a unit of measure.

Steve

Damn governing board took away my best move with that one change

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Damn governing board took away my best move with that one change

For you, you can say it either way..."Defeat" or "The Feet". Either way the word "agony" still applies.

 

[Adam]

Damn governing board took away my best move with that one change

They didn't totally take it away. The refs always give you one warning before ejection...which is why they'll never let Alex be a ref.

 

[Adam]

I kind of always wanted a Carver amp and figured that one day I might buy one. Emotiva just saved me some money.

 

[majorloser]

They didn't totally take it away. The refs always give you one warning before ejection...which is why they'll never let Alex be a ref.

Alex always did like handing out ejections.

 

[brianedm]

Alex always did like handing out ejections.

You misspelt ejaculations. And he doesn't JUST use his hands.

 

[Adam]

I see that subtlety and innuendo is lost on our brothers to the north...again.

 

[brianedm]

I see that subtlety and innuendo is lost on our brothers to the north...again.

I got the innuendo, I just think it's more fun to be crass

 

[Adam]

I got the innuendo...

I'm sure that you did. More than once.



(I know that you got it, man...but I had to joke about you being so blatant. )

 

[brianedm]

I'm sure that you did. More than once.

Oh I got a lot more than just innuendo from him. I've got new itches and bumps that I can't even explain.

 

[Adam]

Out-of-Context Man likes Comcast.

So, down I went.

...he was in and out in about 15 mins.

 

[Adam]

I've got new itches and bumps that I can't even explain.

That made me think of a prostate exam brochure that I saw recently (yeah, I'm at that age). I've never had one because I cringe at the thought of some dude sticking his finger up...there, but this brochure mentioned a "digital rectal exam." Hmmm. Digital, huh? Do they have a new scanner that's non-invasive? That would be so cool. I'm all hopeful. So, I look it up.

Yeah, it's not digital as in analog/digital. It's digital as in - his finger is a digit. Eeeee.

 

[brianedm]

That made me think of a prostate exam brochure that I saw recently (yeah, I'm at that age). I've never had one because I cringe at the thought of some dude sticking his finger up...there, but this brochure mentioned a "digital rectal exam." Hmmm. Digital, huh? Do they have a new scanner that's non-invasive? That would be so cool. I'm all hopeful. So, I look it up.

Yeah, it's not digital as in analog/digital. It's digital as in - his finger is a digit. Eeeee.

If it makes you more comfortable I'm sure Bryce will role play this exact scenario with you. Nothing like a couple test runs to know you're ready for the real thing.

 

[Adam]

Yeah, I guess that I don't know why a finger should bother me. General consensus is that I've had my whole head up there for years.

 

[Adam]

My hobbies include cuticle care and E! network.

 

[avnetguy]

That made me think of a prostate exam brochure that I saw recently (yeah, I'm at that age).

You know that is a good time for an ice breaker joke, tell the doc "I've been preparing for this exam for months, one finger isn't an problem anymore, it's more like foreplay now!"

Steve

 

[Adam]

You know that is a good time for an ice breaker joke, tell the doc "I've been preparing for this exam for months, one finger isn't an problem anymore, it's more like foreplay now!"

Steve

Excellent!

Reminds me of a story that a buddy told me after he got his first one. My buddy was understandably a bit unnerved by the whole thing, and apparently shortly after starting the test, the doctor said in a panicked loud voice, "ReeELLAAAX!"

 

[avnetguy]

Another good one, us older guys joke at work about this stuff, is to put some porn groove music on your phone and play it just before the exam starts.

Steve

P.S. To go with your friends "relax" theme, try Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

 

[Bryceo]

Added some class to my daily driver today some nice Rockford fosgate speakers and a single din DVD/navigation/stereo

 

[Bryceo]

If it makes you more comfortable I'm sure Bryce will role play this exact scenario with you. Nothing like a couple test runs to know you're ready for the real thing.

Sorry to spoile your Thoughts but I've been busy at the hospital, no not Connor, Steph had her apendix out Monday night!!!
and doing a few other things