This wonderful, magical thread is caught in a time continuum black hole, its the proverbial disaster that you can't turn away from, the relative who comes for dinner and stays for a year, the half hour appointment that turns into a four hour wait, staring at paint as it dries, the beautiful sunny day road trip that awaits your return with firemen outside your house as it slowly crumbles into an ash heap from the five dollar coffee maker you thought would save you a bundle over starbucks, the innocent looking doggie that you went to pet while inebriated that turned out to be a hyena in heat, the hottie you picked up on the beach till she dropped her britches, the aunt that comes for Christmas, whose breath can kill a zombie, the advertising on audio cables (ok that's just insulting,).......needless to say, continue on you wacky, wonderful, senseless piece of electronic literature!