So I found a couple of mic stands on Craigslist in Cambridge for 30 bucks and thought I could kill 2 birds with one stone by paying some union dues in Boston at the same time. Cool, huh? Yeah I thought so too until plumes of steam started coming out from under the hood of the fofo as I sat in traffic. Bummer. I checked under the hood when I got the mic stands and saw that I had only lost a little coolant. I figured it was probably coming out og the water pump's weep hole. I calmly went to my next stop through Boston and proceeded onto the highway which had backed up traffic due to it being our first snowfall ... a particularly nasty piece of precipitation that froze on the roads in this 10 or 15 mile stretch and had like a dozen vehicles either in ditches or just stopped from having run into one another.
I was on the phone when I noticed the fofo behaving oddly. I got off the phone only to see my temperature gauge going straight to the red zone. I pulled over and let it cool off some which it did quickly cause of course it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. There was a gas station a couple three miles ahead and I tried to make it ... fret not, I didn't blow up the motor. I made it another mile or so to this emergency stopping lane that the construction rats use to relieve themselves from having been drinking beer on the ride home trying to forget what they had been doing for work all day. Anyway it occurs to me that I had taken a bottle of water with me ... but I drank it. However there was a bottle of water from days gone by ... but it was frozen. After a bit of consternating I thought to turn around and look into the woods ... yep, right there not 30 feet away ... a babbling brook. I used my drinking water bottles to tote the water of life back to my fofo and proceeded to drive to Home Depot, the auto parts store, the grocery store (twice) and made a dessert run.
I guess the real MacGyver would have had some method to keep his little fingies from f^%&ing freezing in that water but I have a better hair do.