What gave it away? You're not peeping, are you? I go to work for a day and act like I gave birth. I was watching the PULSE DVD by David Gilmour and was in fact dozing in and out.
Even though it doesn't sound like it, this is union. There's enough of us out of work that companies can pick and choose their labor force. We're a dime a dozen at this stage of the game. I got in because this one steward and I are friendly. He was given the chance to bring someone in and he picked me because of my abilities and work ethic which begs the question: Does it mean you're gay if you only do it at work?