Sadly, she wouldn't even be good at that. She doesn't believe in birth control or condoms, even between married people.
My school taught us to use condoms, and I remember sneaking some from my dad when I lost my viriginity. If I hadn't been taught that, maybe I'd have ended up like Sarah Palins 17 year old daughters boyfriend.
Speaking of that, what's with them locking up condoms at CVS's? I feel like I'm buying hardcore porn whenever I need a box. And I always have to ask the old lady that works there to get them for me. It's just awkward. She gives you that "sinner" look.