Well, almost a perfect list of what happens to you.
I went back to the brush, home made lather, and the safety razor. Given that I also like to go to extremes, I also learned to shave with a straight razor and bought all my sons straights and challenged them to get 'er done.
Once you make your own shaving lather, the heck with the crap in the can. Believe it or not, there are several active forums just about shaving. Yep, its a thing. If you look, you will see more forum categories for shaving than there are here on Audioholics.
https://www.badgerandblade.com/forum/
2.1 for stereo is definitely my style of old school stereo. Back in the day, there were no subs, Big JBL's and big Klipsch for sure, but not subs. I've tried it both ways and I just love the effect of the sub. Stereo for sure, but throw me a sub anytime. No purists here.
Roller derby? If I could find one to watch, we'd give it a whirl. I think they may be extinct.
Oh, and I did all this before I put a turntable back in the music room and spun a few records. But, I get your drift.