We watched Broadchurch on NF. Cheryl asked if I would help her with a cover up should she find herself in an unfortunate set of circumstances. I told her that one thing I believe about doing bad stuff is that it needs to be done alone but I asked if she would help me. She thought for a second and said, "Yes, I would absolutely help protect you." Nice, right? I then asked her what if she found that my gym bag was full of human feet.