Long ago, I saw a tree that had fallen on a Benz parked further away from the stores in a strip mall than it needed to be. I was watching the rain pour down and having a smoke under the overhang above the sidewalk in front of the shops. A man came by and took in the same view. I said, "can you imagine the look on that a$$hole's face when he sees that tree on his car?" The man of course replied, "yeah, that's my car".
