Just came in from washing and waxing the truck. As I was heading out the door, my wife said:
"Do you know what day it is?"
"Ummm, nope."
"It's the 20th anniversary of our first date".
"Oh, OK. Happy Anniversary, Honey."
"You can go wax your truck now."
So I did....but I'm not sure that's what she meant me to do.