Tell her you felt uncomfortable about getting a new car. So you very graciously got her a beautiful $22 coffee maker.
I just bit the bullet and had the conversation about the car with her.
Me: Don't freak out but I purchased a new Audi this week
Her: Why? You have one and it's new
Me: I had to pee
Her: what is wrong with you
Me: I am a product of my environment plus I am sure I was raised wrong
Her: It's not funny
Me: I seriously think it's my mid-life crisis Corvette but I wanted a new Audi instead
Her: I was afraid of that, you have been buying a lot of stuff like the fancy Espresso maker and fancy coffee glasses and going to stores that you would never go to. You even went to World Market and got tiny little Espresso cups. I have a fear that you will find a younger women, as you are going through this stage of life, like your Dad did
Me: Yeah, I didn't think how that would make you feel but the last thing I would want is a different woman.
I seriously wanted more horsepower in the same exact SUV that I have now and I worked out a good deal and ordered one.
I got the Coffee Maker because the other one sucked and I needed new cups as all of ours are of huge volume and I don't think coffee is about volume.
Her: What color
Me: Daytona Grey
Her: I like your white one better, can I have it?
Me: No
Her: OK, I just thought I would ask. I am sure your new Audi will be nice