"Police in Hamilton, N.J. say two elderly sisters, aged 94 and 93, fought off an armed 27-year-old man who tried to rob them and steal their car."...
See HERE for the full blab.
So, keep that in mind when you're laughing about Jersey Girls.
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad" - Anonymous
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30 seconds before the attack, two sisters prepare themselves for a long-awaited Sunday breakfast as they walk back to their car. A breakfast that they'd been talking about since Tuesday, when they decided to take a short road trip to the nearby CVS store.
Sister 1: "Oh, Vera. I can't believe that it's been so long since we've gotten one of these."
Sister 2: "Me, too, sis. Me, too. I love Sausage Egg McMuffins!"
[Sound of wrappers crinkling.]
Sister 1: "What the? Is this a...a...BISCUIT?!? Son of a b***h!"
Sister 2: "Those teenage mother f***ers!!! We wanted english muffins. Did they think that we wouldn't notice, or wouldn't care because we're older? I'm so sick of being the victim of stupid young people. The next one of them that tries to take advantage of us is going to regret it, so help me..."
Angry, they both get into their car and prepare to go home.
[Attacker pops up from the backseat.]
"Alright, get out of the car!"
Sisters glance at one another. "Oh, it's on."
And now you know...the rest of the story.
Mains and Surrounds: NHT 1.5s, Center: NHT AudioCenter-1, Subs: SVS PC13-Ultra, SB13-Ultra, Receiver: Pioneer Elite VSX-23, Amps: Emotiva RPA-1, POS-1, Display: Panasonic TC-P50G10
Never, ever substitute a biscuit for the english muffin in Joisey.
Jimmy Hoffa brought biscuits to a Teamsters meeting, ONCE.
I'm the child of the household, so why shouldn't I get all the T O Y S
(my wife just won't let me buy them)