Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[GO-NAD!]

Maybe I mistook the solidarity forever comment to be mocking.

Nah, I was just babbling.

Don't worry. My door isn't going to hit you in the @$$.

It's not your door I'm worried about...

[Rickster71]

I don't get how they weave the bacon like that.
I haven't had bacon in a while but that weave has me fixated.

That made me hungry.
Here's a little info:
Bacon Weave 101

[Rickster71]

You can skip to the one minute mark.
This guy talks too much.

[gmichael]

It wasn't as hard as it looked.

[Alex2507]

I can't look at the bacon weaving right now. I need to go grocery shopping. If I watch that before I go ... the future me is not to be trusted. The present me is making a decision not to tempt the future me with ideas that would subvert the minimal effort the past me has put into the insuring the present me and future me doesn't turn into a f^%&in' butterball.

I'm glad I didn't know about this site when I quit drinking. That's got to be the second most talked about topic here since politics got the boot. I wouldn't have made it past the first weekend.

[gmichael]

I can't look at the bacon weaving right now. I need to go grocery shopping. If I watch that before I go ... the future me is not to be trusted. The present me is making a decision not to tempt the future me with ideas that would subvert the minimal effort the past me has put into the insuring the present me and future me doesn't turn into a f^%&in' butterball.

I'm glad I didn't know about this site when I quit drinking. That's got to be the second most talked about topic here since politics got the boot. I wouldn't have made it past the first weekend.

I'm sure you could go with a tofu weave. I bet it tastes just as good. Especially if you through in a little lettuce & some brussel sprouts.

[Alex2507]

I'm sure you could go with a tofu weave. I bet it tastes just as good. Especially if you through in a little lettuce & some brussel sprouts.

Just for a goof I tried tofu sausage and soy sausage for a goof. Although they weren't bad when cooked right it wasn't worth the effort when I considered the fat content. I did have pizza for dinner and breakfast but I'm just not ready to go whole hog ... yet. I've still got some fight left in me.

[GO-NAD!]

Can we go for 'C. A little exciting'?
That dude's kinda hot but still ... no kissing.

Too late, Alex - she's taken.

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[gmichael]

Just for a goof I tried tofu sausage and soy sausage for a goof. Although they weren't bad when cooked right it wasn't worth the effort when I considered the fat content. I did have pizza for dinner and breakfast but I'm just not ready to go whole hog ... yet. I've still got some fight left in me.

I just wanted to give it a try. Now I can say that I've experienced it first hand.
Tofu burgers are not bad, if you can get past all the strange 'sprouts' they always seem to come with. It's like they grab some fresh cut grass from the front lawn and toss it in there.
It's a shame that anything that tastes good seems to be bad for us. Anything that helps us to live longer takes away all the reasons for wanting to. Whatever happened to the days when I would eat pizza and burgers every day, drink and party till the sun came back up, and did nasty things to sweaty girls with names I never learned?

Edit: Getting old sucks, but it beats the alternative.

[Alex2507]

Whatever happened to the days when I would eat pizza and burgers every day, drink and party till the sun came back up, and did nasty things to sweaty girls with names I never learned?

Those days caught up to you.
Now it's hard to reach your feet to tie your shoes and sometimes it hurts when you pee.