I'll give you a a funny story I guess it's funny.
Friend of mine posts on Facebook that he bought furniture from a furniture store and it came in damaged and the furniture store refuse to do anything about it so I posted this as a response.
“I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a
walk down over to the Furniture store and...
walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my
money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the store. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of
jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again.”
Well I guess it was about 2 hours later I have four cop cars outside my house knocking on my door looking for me part of the Organized Crime/Gang Task Force.
I looked at the cops and said are you kidding me it was a movie quote from the movie Casino but they weren't 2 happy about it they didn't see the Joke in it or the Humor.
SMH