Holy Moly, That's funny. My wife is from Bogota and she goes back there ever other year to see her family. Actually, it's kind of a vacation for me because she takes the rest of the family with her
She does bring back fresh coffee with her though. I love Colombian coffee!!
Kidnappings most often occur on the outskirts of the cities, not when your in the mix of things. I was stationed there for 2 years and rarely observed any violence, cept when my wife (then girlfriend) caught me checking out the other locals.
Besides that, I had a great time, especially when I traveled to the coast...Cartagena, Santa Marta...now those were the good ol days!!