That last rock took me out of commission for a while. After I stumbled around the country side a bit, I ran into Buckeyefan 1! I wondered where he'd been. Turns out he has a restaurant/gift shop right near the border. He was saying that business has been quite good since the movie 300 came out, with the tourists and all. I can see why he's done so well. The landscape is breathtaking, and the food here is great.
For those of you who find yourselves out this way, I highly recommend the pie.