Hilarious. Thanks for the confirmation guys. While I don’t think I could spend more than say $100 on a pair of 6’-8’ speaker cables, I have to admit that I get some kind of perverse pleasure researching exotic/boutique cables. I’m fairly skeptical, but sometimes I’ll read something that catches me off guard and I don’t know what to think.
Mudcat, If I shorten my speaker cables, will I minimize trombone response?
Here’s something else interesting from Mapleshade:
Almost all small speakers are on stands that are way too high (24" and up)—and, all too often, too flimsy. Want to hear how much bass and warmth your speakers are losing? Try 'em on the floor, tilted back with a wood or metal block under the front. If you're on carpet, lay down a heavy plank or cutting board first.
They say this while advising against sitting too high and too far away.
Almost everybody sits way too far from their speakers, that is, 8' to 10' or more. Try a low chair (or floor pillow) 5' away.
Five feet away from speakers that are on the floor. Looks like you’ll be using that phonebook for a pillow. Cheers!