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[Adam]

Nite nite Adam.....

Nite, man. See you tomorrow.

When ever I think about offering you some tips I am quieted by some inner voice. It'll work out, you'll find somebody to take 1/2 your possessions.

Edit: And maybe your dog.

Thanks, man. BTW, no woman is going to take the pooch. My TV? Sure...it's a 27" CRT. My sub? Maybe after a death match. But no way is she taking the pooch.

 

[Alex2507]

When you find the right one, you'll give her the pooch.

 

[Adam]

Never heard it called that before.

 

[Adam]

My stomach is making noises that, well, I don't think that it should be.

Maybe an alien is about to erupt from me. Don't be worried about that. It'll be coated by enough of my genetic material that it won't be able to help itself from thinking, "I'm covered in blood and intestines. I can't walk on the new carpet." Hence, it'll be trapped on my chair. Even alien parasites are no match for my obsessive behavior.

 

[MidnightSensi]

I called it. It's 5:30AM and its almost 60, once again the weather people exagerating. haha. I'll let you guys know tonight if I see any stocking hats

 

[jamie2112]

I am sure you will Sensi.....

 

[gmichael]

I'm still sleepy.

 

[Alex2507]

While removing the gallon of milk from my fridge for my coffee the cap got caught on the shelf above. The bottom of the gallon moved right along and when the cap finally popped off, the strangeness of the whole thing caused me to drop everything. The gallon hit the floor and proceeded to spooge out.

I would have been angry but was too dumbfounded by the surrealism of all that milk all over all that oak. I'm loosing it.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

While removing the gallon of milk from my fridge for my coffee the cap got caught on the shelf above. The bottom of the gallon moved right along and when the cap finally popped off, the strangeness of the whole thing caused me to drop everything. The gallon hit the floor and proceeded to spooge out.

I would have been angry but was too dumbfounded by the surrealism of all that milk all over all that oak. I'm loosing it.

You're not crying are you???
Spilled milk! Haha, I kill myself!

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Day two begins of dog team certification which are very long days, we started at 0600 and didn't finish until 2000 yesterday. This is the first one in years I haven't had to do and it's weird and frustrating watching another handler "try" to work Beast.

Don't worry Matt. Beast will whip that handler into shape!

 

[emorphien]

Our cable TV & internet are down

 

[Alex2507]

I decided to get a little exercise so I walked to the closest store and bought 2 chocolate bars.

 

[Rickster71]

I decided to get a little exercise so I walked to the closest store and bought 2 chocolate bars.

You're not going to try to smoke them, are you?
Watch out you don't get chocolate all over your shirt when you light them.

 

[Alex2507]

You're not going to try to smoke them, are you?
Watch out you don't get chocolate all over your shirt when you light them.

It was too windy to get it lit. One of those bars didn't make it home and the other wasn't long for this world without it's mate.

There's one of those weird stores with new stuff every week real close and they have the fancy organic chocolate bars for $1. Sometimes their stuff sucks but these were really good. Looks like I have my exercise program all figured out until they run out of chocolate or I run out of 1 dollar bills.

 

[jamie2112]

Chocolate diets are the best!

 

[Adam]

Poor Alex. All that chocolate...and the milk was all over the floor.

 

[Alex2507]

Poor Alex. All that chocolate...and the milk was all over the floor.

A short walk in the other direction is a full blown grocery store.
I've been working out like a maniac.

 

[Adam]

Grocery stores to the rescue! Excellent.

I'm getting ready to have dinner (french fries and milk) and watch an episode or two of Supernatural. I'm on the last season (season 3) offered on DVD at the moment, and I'm preparing for the withdrawal pains.

 

[emorphien]

Well our cable TV and internet are back... after flickering off and on all day.

 

[Alex2507]

I'm getting ready to have dinner (french fries and milk)

What ?!?

You better add three eggs and a slice of pie to that or I am going elsewhere to read about food. Bacon would work too. Meat ...