For my 900th post, I want to proclaim how much I loathe EES!
It might as well just shoot me in the face. That would be more satisfying than pretending like it is working on a simulation/optimization for two hours only to say "oh sorry, I was just
pretending to work on some hefty mathematics, when in reality I was sipping virtual mai-tais with Billy Mays' and Michael Jackson's ghosts, while reading the latest edition of the Onion and snacking on some goat cheese and sardines in mustard."