First I saw this definition, and that seemed ok.
"A totally heterosexual loving relationship between two or more men, based on respect for the other's manliness."
But no....I couldn't just stop there.
I read a little further and saw:
"an emotional attraction between bros. often the attraction is expressed physically through wrestling, nuggies, and head locks.
in the more advanced stages hugging, snuggling, spooning, and even kissing may be included."
We have to nip this in the bud. (so to speak)
Everyone go to your closets and collect "all" your flip-flops and put them in a garbage bag.
Get your copies of Broke Back Mountain and sell, or give them away.
I feel I own it to you guys, to pull us collectively from the brink.