LOL!
Completely merciless.
Even though that is hilarious I feel compelled to get even with you
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I had my hopes up thinking, 'Oh good, one of the computer guys is gonna say, "Yeah, get this. It's a great deal and it's super user friendly for all the audio stuff that you could ever want to do with it like REW and DWT3 and here's a link to a wonderful deal on calibrated mic's with super easy instructions for everything."
You sir, will find me lying in wait.
Edit: I really must congratulate you. That was F^%&ing Brutal.