
majorloser
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Alex, get back to work
Skyrim references always winI used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee
I've had Cheryl running around getting me every little thing for three of the most beautiful days of my life. This is how I have abused the power of sympathy. If I had real power to rule with, it would be glorious indeed.Alex, get back to work
Keep the crutches and use them around Cheryl as long as you can stand it. Practice appearing weary and out of breath, but gamely cheerful, as you hobble around.I've had Cheryl running around getting me every little thing for three of the most beautiful days of my life. This is how I have abused the power of sympathy. If I had real power to rule with, it would be glorious indeed.
I've got an hour to get ready for PT ... but I wanna watch another Heroes!
This is complete f^%&in' bullsh!t !!!
You do understand that Brazilian is required in Rick's league. Just means something a bit different.ML, I know i don't see you any around here often lately , so you might have missed it. In any case, do yourself a favor and Google Brazilian twister.
They sort of devastated the twister references ever since.
It was like that for me when I got my vasectomy. I only got 2 days out of it, but they were great days, as the little bit of discomfort was far outweighed by the pampering and continuous, guilt-free, movie watching.I've had Cheryl running around getting me every little thing for three of the most beautiful days of my life. This is how I have abused the power of sympathy. If I had real power to rule with, it would be glorious indeed.
I've got an hour to get ready for PT ... but I wanna watch another Heroes!
This is complete f^%&in' bullsh!t !!!
Should we start calling you "John" now?My new friend for hire, Tom, ...
Gee, don't they normally say things like, "Ooooh, you're fanatastic!"...said I was doing pretty good...
He kept saying, "You so big, you so big." At first I was flattered but then he said, "Dude, seriously, get on a f^%&ing diet."Should we start calling you "John" now?
Gee, don't they normally say things like, "Ooooh, you're fanatastic!"
I guess you aren't paying him enough....![]()
This seems to be a thinly veiled attempt to find out when Alex can kneel down again.How's the knee doing?
Is stereotyping still funny but wrong? Sometimes it's serious and right.I bet I know which parts of this post piqued Alex's interest![]()
What?I've read the explanation of determining Cheryl's birthday and I still can't figure it out!
I must be dumber than I thought...![]()
Not your Cheryl! Google it...What?![]()
You don't know Tom.Gee, don't they normally say things like, "Ooooh, you're fanatastic!"