Since this is the boring thread I'll bore you with a story this reminded me of. I was carrying an old CRT TV downstairs of about the same size, felt like it weighed a metric ton, anyways I didn't do my due diligence before I started the process and it's an old house. Old houses mean narrow stairways and I ended up getting the TV wedged in the stairway. So wedged I could lay on top of the TV with no fear of it falling down the rest of the stairs.
It was an interesting conversation when my old man got home and saw that. He had to crawl under the TV to get up the stairs. Took us about 3 hours to figure out how to get it unstuck and downstairs.
Anywho, back to your regularly scheduled barths and bar fights