Satanists are just fucked up kids rebelling against their Christian parents. Like any group, they need money and members. If their parents really gave a poop, they’d stop giving them money to get tattoos and buy ugly clothes at the Top Topic. “If you agree to show up to Sunday service so your father and I do not look like the shitty parents we are, you can get that nipple ring.” “Fuuuck, whatever mom, I’m not wearing a tie!” “Would you like to go to the Olive Garden with us after service? You can bring a friend.” “Can we come home first so I can change my clothes?” “No.” Fuuuck.......ok.......whatever.” Lighten up everybody!