Plastic Unknown Mayonnaise

[Johnd]

Geeez. What is it with the butter and the pringles? Is that like a delicacy over there? You're a veritable heart attack waiting to happen with a diet like that. Or are you guys rationing again, and you're hoarding? What is it CP? I have counted no less than 5 cans of Pringles and 10 tubs of butter between your countertop and freezer. And the title includes mayonnaise. Is it for the hagus?

 

[Dolby CP-200]

Geeez. What is it with the butter and the pringles? Is that like a delicacy over there? You're a veritable heart attack waiting to happen with a diet like that. Or are you guys rationing again, and you're hoarding? What is it CP? I have counted no less than 5 cans of Pringles and 10 tubs of butter between your countertop and freezer. And the title includes mayonnaise. Is it for the hagus?

No there empty I just can’t be asked to put them in the dustbin yet, however saying that LOL the fridge looks like a dustbin in itself.

 

[Johnd]

No there empty I just can’t be asked to put them in the dustbin yet, however saying that LOL the fridge looks like a dustbin in itself.

So you're storing empty butter bins in the freezer? What a bunch of bollocks! How do you explain all the Pringles and mayo? I'm telling ya, it's a heart attack. You got some splainin to do Lucy.

 

[Rock&Roll Ninja]

Maybe the healthy food gets eaten first.

 

[Dolby CP-200]

So you're storing empty butter bins in the freezer? What a bunch of bollocks! How do you explain all the Pringles and mayo? I'm telling ya, it's a heart attack. You got some splainin to do Lucy.

Straight up mate, the butter boxes are expect, for the one on the top, I don’t go though butter that much. The Pringles are empty, except for one can, where its filled with lose change, and I figured I can use them for money cans, or I can use them for ports or musical instruments, you know put some rice in them? They can serve lots of use they have a lid so why throw them away, I have 11 in total.

You forget the Co-Op beef burgers, the beef burgers have been in there for 3 months now!

 

[Johnd]

Maybe the healthy food gets eaten first.

Yeah that must be it Ninja. That's his story, and he's sticking to it.

Next he'll be writing that all five Pringles cans on the countertop are empty. Or, that they're filled with fresh garden vegetables.

How about some photos of the insides of your cabinets and drawers CP so that we can all get a better view of the interior of your kitchen, and ultimately you? After all, you are what you eat. After that we'll move to the private stuff.

 

[zumbo]

The only ingredients in mayonnaise are eggs and oil. You definitely have to be mindful of the expiration date.

IMO, mayo is one of those things where it absolutely does not pay to buy any off brand to save a few pennies. Kraft or Hellman's - nothing else.

Mayo is eggs, oil and vinegar. The eggs are used as a binder. Next time you have a sub at a sub shop, ask for oil and vinegar instead of mayo. 'Tis Da Bomb.

Hellman's at home. No substitutes.

 

[Johnd]

Straight up mate, the butter boxes are expect, for the one on the top, I don’t go though butter that much. The Pringles are empty, except for one can, where its filled with lose change, and I figured I can use them for money cans, or I can use them for ports or musical instruments, you know put some rice in them? They can serve lots of use they have a lid so why throw them away, I have 11 in total.

You forget the Co-Op beef burgers, the beef burgers have been in there for 3 months now!

I believe you CP. Really, I do.

It's just an extraordinary number of butter and Pringles containers to be lurking around. Ten, yes, ten butter bins and five Pringles cannisters.

Rice, huh? Care to substantiate that? Just kidding. I'm having a laugh at your expense and hope your British sense of humor sees it. Cheers.

 

[Dolby CP-200]

I believe you CP. Really, I do.

It's just an extraordinary number of butter and Pringles containers to be lurking around. Ten, yes, ten butter bins and five Pringles cannisters.

Rice, huh? Care to substantiate that? Just kidding. I'm having a laugh at your expense and hope your British sense of humor sees it. Cheers.

Straight up mate, straight up mate there is hardly any butter left in the butter boxes except for the one on top which I brought last week. The Pringles cans are empty except for the one on top of the microwave oven near the Uncle Ben’s egg fried rice, that one is half full with lose change.

Actually there are 11 Pringle cans!

 

[zumbo]

I have heard that if you place margarine(made from 100% vegetable oil) in a bowl and let it melt, flies will not even touch the stuff. Have also heard, if you leave it out, it will turn to plastic. My family has decided to use real butter. Can't get off the mayo though. Love the stuff.

 

[Johnd]

Straight up mate, straight up mate there is hardly any butter left in the butter boxes

Yeah? Well what did you do with all that butter?

It's like some lurid, twisted kinky movie entitled "Plastic Unknown Mayonnaise" with butter and Pringles as the props/devices.

I'm just ribbing you CP. Others have failed to "get" my humor, so I won't hold it against you if you don't. Cheers.

 

[Dolby CP-200]

I have heard that if you place margarine(made from 100% vegetable oil) in a bowl and let it melt, flies will not even touch the stuff. Have also heard, if you leave it out, it will turn to plastic. My family has decided to use real butter. Can't get off the mayo though. Love the stuff.

I’ve tried it and the result was a mess, I mean it cowed up, the whole fried egg thing in matter of minutes.

 

[Dolby CP-200]

Yeah? Well what did you do with all that butter?

It's like some lurid, twisted kinky movie entitled "Plastic Unknown Mayonnaise" with butter and Pringles as the props/devices.

I'm just ribbing you CP. Others have failed to "get" my humor, so I won't hold it against you if you don't. Cheers.

No I’m laughing at this, the joke is on the mayonnaise I brought last night, yes last night now, I see it is now Thursday, wow. Yeah that Mayo tasted, sorry had no taste at all, it was like slapping "drainage cleaner" on my tuna fish sandwich!

 

[Johnd]

it was like slapping "drainage cleaner" on my tuna fish sandwich!

I've never tasted drainage cleaner, so I wouldn't know. Drain cleaner, however, is a different matter: entirely unsuitable for seafood. Fowl, yes. But never seafood.

But just two questions CP:
1) How do you possibly know what drainage cleaner tastes like? That's a whole other thread, and I will be waiting to pounce in on that one.
2) If it's tasteless, how can it taste like anything, let alone drainage cleaner?

At the end of the day, I know what you're saying. The no name mayo just doesn't make your buds dance. I can appreciate that.

 

[Dolby CP-200]

I've never tasted drainage cleaner, so I wouldn't know. Drain cleaner, however, is a different matter: entirely unsuitable for seafood. Fowl, yes. But never seafood.

But just two questions CP:
1) How do you possibly know what drainage cleaner tastes like? That's a whole other thread, and I will be waiting to pounce in on that one.
2) If it's tasteless, how can it taste like anything, let alone drainage cleaner?

At the end of the day, I know what you're saying. The no name mayo just doesn't make your buds dance. I can appreciate that.

It’s the thought that counts, forget LOL it. by the way I have 10 butter boxes in the fridge I noticed 8 minutes ago a few underneath the other, oh and one empty can of “compressed cream!”

 

[Johnd]

...and one empty can of “compressed cream!”

What in the world, pray tell, "is compressed cream?" Do you mean compacted and shmooshed (as in you forced it unwillingly into the freezer with all that butter), or is this one of those British delicacies?

 

[Dolby CP-200]

What in the world, pray tell, "is compressed cream?" Do you mean compacted and shmooshed (as in you forced it unwillingly into the freezer with all that butter), or is this one of those British delicacies?

You’d be surprised how much I can get in that little fridge, oh there is some frozen ham in the back that’s more likely gone off by now!

 

[Johnd]

You’d be surprised how much I can get in that little fridge, oh there is some frozen ham in the back that’s more likely gone off by now!

O.K. But what on earth do you do with all that butter?

 

[Dolby CP-200]

O.K. But what on earth do you do with all that butter?

I eat it. Those empty butter boxes are around 3 or 4 months old.

 

[hemiram]

Mayonaise, doesn't matter what kind, or Miracle Whip, light or regular, scares the crap out of me. Just opening the jar for my mother and getting a whiff of it is enough to make me wretch. Even worse is Tartar Sauce. Ranch Dressing or Blue Cheeze is up there too on the grossout scale too. I just can't even imagine eating anything like that stuff. Then there's all the other stuff that revolts me, tomatoes in any form, mustard, and any kind of cheese are all things I would only eat if forced to at gunpoint. I have passed up so much free Pizza over the years, I bet it has to be in the thousands of dollars worth at this point. Needless to say, I don't go to Olive Garden or Fazzoli's.



Yeah, I'm one of those "picky" people. I refer to myself as "sane".

But I'm not even close to being the pickiest person I know..