R & R Ninja, you've got a sick mind, and you made me LMAO with that list. Very well thought out but you missed a few:
*Smoking, Dangerous or a great way to loose weight?
*Illegal aliens, what planet are they from?
*Old People, Good for anything?
*Traffic laws, written in stone or merely suggestions?
*Why do cops get all the good donuts?
*How come I can't get any Tang around here? (bonus to those that get it)
*Britney Spears
*FIght Club, rallying cry for men or just the best documentary ever?
*Michael Moore
RJ, sorry to hear about the gas
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Also I'm with Sheep about gay marriage. None of my business and it doesn't have any impact on me.
Polygamy, best reason ever to move to Utah. Maybe if I marry enough women I can retire early. Where can I find all the smart and sexy lawyer and doctor type polygamist females?