Jokes... Heard any good ones lately?

davidscott

davidscott

Audioholic Samurai
A great hunter goes in search of the legendary Fu bird in deepest Africa.
He hires some guides and off they go.
After spotting a Fu the hunter shoots and misses.
The bird flies over the party and craps on a guide's head.
He goes to the river and washes it off then is immediately devoured by a crocodile.
Moving on the hunter spots and takes another shot at the Fu.
The bird flies over the party again and craps on another guide.
The guide goes to the river washes it off then is bitten in half by a hippo.
Exasperated the hunter takes one more shot at the bird and misses.
The Fu then craps on the hunter.
When the remaining members of the party ask him aren't you gonna clean that off?
He says no man don't you get it?
When the Fu shits wear it!
 
davidscott

davidscott

Audioholic Samurai
If you think Urban Meyer is a prick, you should meet his brother Oscar. He is a real wiener.
 
Verdinut

Verdinut

Audioholic Ninja
I saw a car parked down the road with a bumper sticker. The sticker said “I miss New York City”


So I smashed his window in and stole his brand new radio.
 
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