Nice, I like where you're going with this!
I'd be inclined to vote for Trump's hair over Trump if it were to enter the race. It seems to have a life of it's own, and it's definitely in the process of leaving him.
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Hypnotic.
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This was the best quote I could find about his hair:
"It looks like he’s flying with an emotional support animal."
There's no shame in a man losing his hair. Everyone from Patrick Stewart and Samuel L. Jackson to Jason Statham and Jeff Bezos has proven that, with a little swagger, being bald can be seriously badass. (That might be the first time the words "Jeff Bezos", "swagger", and "badass" have appeared...
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