Favorite Movie Line?

[jamie2112]

Ve believe nathing... Ja, nathing!

A Classic Movie. I still know people who have not seen it yet

 

[darien87]

"I gotta do something here, I st- I still can't believe it. I'm gonna give you your dream shot. I'm going to send you up against the best. You two characters are going to Top Gun. But you screw up just this much, and you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog **** out of Hong Kong!"

 

[tomd51]

"You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fvck-face, d!ckhead, @sshole!!"

 

[Adam]

"Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you. You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you, you're a tramp!"

 

[tomd51]

"You know what you look like to me with you good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube...with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you agent Starling?

And that accent you've tried so desparately to shed, poor West Virginia. What was your father, dear? Was he a coal miner? Did he stink of olean? You know how quickly the boys found you. All those tedious, sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars, while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the F-B-I...."

 

[MinusTheBear]

What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas).

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas).

Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

 

[A/VUSMCSGT]

Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high.

Full Metal Jacket.

 

[A/VUSMCSGT]

Remember it, write it down, take a picture - I don't give a f*%^.

Friday.

 

[tomd51]

"You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human fcking being. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh!t."

 

[A/VUSMCSGT]

"You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human fcking being. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh!t."

That's a good one too!

How about this one:
Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

 

[tomd51]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's got a ton of 'em, particularly vented towards Pyle.

Here's another one my comedy favorite quotes:

"I think you're all fcked in the head. We're ten hours from the fckin' fun park and you wanna bail out. Well I'll tell you somethin', this is no longer a vacation...it's a quest...It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles! You'll be whistling zipadeedoodah out of your @ssholes! A-hah-hah-hah!! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy sh!t!"

 

[darien87]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's got a ton of 'em, particularly vented towards Pyle.

Here's another one my comedy favorite quotes:

"I think you're all fcked in the head. We're ten hours from the fckin' fun park and you wanna bail out. Well I'll tell you somethin', this is no longer a vacation...it's a quest...It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles! You'll be whistling zipadeedoodah out of your @ssholes! A-hah-hah-hah!! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy sh!t!"

Vacation! Nice! That's one of my favorite ones. I love when he yells "Don't touch!!!" when his wife touches him on the shoulder.

In keeping with the Chevy Chase theme:

"Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"

 

[tomd51]

Three Amigos, nice.

I wanted to add "Dad, you want an asprin or something?" from Russ and the "Don't touch!", but I've been trying to keep it to a single quote, otherwise I alone could fill up this thread real fast!


"It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I, am NOT a big man."

 

[j_garcia]

I'd watch the "creative" swearing because it can get you banned. I've been warned previously.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's got a ton of 'em, particularly vented towards Pyle.

Here's another one my comedy favorite quotes:

"I think you're all fcked in the head. We're ten hours from the fckin' fun park and you wanna bail out. Well I'll tell you somethin', this is no longer a vacation...it's a quest...It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles! You'll be whistling zipadeedoodah out of your @ssholes! A-hah-hah-hah!! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy sh!t!"

 

[tomd51]

Hmmm, that might be tough, I like to think all my swearing is creative.

Thks for the note, though, I suppose I'll just have to make some omissions in my submissions... -TD

 

[speakerman39]

" Get in my belly I am gonna eat ya "

This movie was just crazy, but had some very funny parts.

Cheers,

Phil

 

[tomd51]

"Baby, it's what's for dinner! Baby, the 'other' white meat!"

"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament..."

 

[speakerman39]

"Baby, it's what's for dinner! Baby, the 'other' white meat!"

"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament..."

Hey Tom, that was a really great scene as it had me Lmao. Nice selection!

Cheers,

Phil

 

[soundhound]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to?"

-Taxi Driver



"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

-Jaws

 

[mpompey]

Here are some other favorites:

"I used to work in the Pentagon, now I help you get your chicken on." -- The General from Undercover Brother

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!" -- Big Duke Six, Apocalypse Now

"You've already made the choice, you just have to understand it." -- Oracle, Matrix Reloaded