You peg me as a pencil neck cracker having never stood for anything in his life.
Lemme ask you, when going out on dates do you try the sympathy approach w/ women? Can't help but feel kinda sad for you myself. You probably have a really pretty mouth. Identity politics aside ya wanna date? Love to take ya in the woods and make ya scream like a pig, sueeeeeeee.
Call me Mr. Romantic.