Out alone with money ... well that open things up a bit. I liked Knob Creek for that punishing trachea burn tummy volcano goes down like nails I am so not feeling sorry for my self fist pounding bar good time. On the other hand if you're relieved to have her out of your hair but for good this time there is the sweet goodness of do some Sambuca Romana shots with me because you are so funnnnyyyyyyy I feel like I've known you all my life do you want to come to Missouri with me because my friends over there are such a riot that last week they flew to Paris for crepes those maniacs I love them and they would love you.
Uhmmm ... you don't have a problem lieing, do you?
Take your phone with you in case you run out of lies. There's a million more where that came from.
Problem lying? Your posts are so thoughtful, Alex. I really appreciate all of them. Seriously.
How do you think I got a girlfriend in the first place?
Hmmmm.... The Paris story is a good one. Or backpacking across western europe (bonus points if anybody knows the reference) Tonight might be the night for the ol "how'd ya like to go halvsies on a bastard child" routine.
Did I ever tell you about the time I bumped into Michael Buble on the driving range and we ended up playing a round of golf together...? Turns out he was really intrigued and bit jealous of my inner artistic spirit. I've just never found the right girl to help me write my love song.
Not lying, I actually heard a guy say that to a girl at a bar. He followed that with- HEY! I make Twenty-four FIVE a year...... on paper. Whats that do for ya?
Seriously though, I am a bit bummed about this whole situation. She was the primary reason I moved out here- I had purchased an engagement ring before I came and the works. Oh, and the kicker... Her dad and I are business partners. Just opened the doors to our new facility here. Sweet.
