You guys might this one, too.
(It's from 2009 and was posted here before, but it might be worthy of an encore.)
I've woken up on the floor at least three times to find one of these about a foot from my head.
First time: "Holy S**T!!!
"
Second time: "Eeee, that's creepy.
"
Third time: "Eh, I'll get it after I take Niki out for a walk.
"