I think calls for an old Beatles song!
(to the tune of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)
Picture your sub in a boat on a river,
With rosewoody trees and piano black skies.
Somebody quotes you, you answer adroitly,
A fan with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane raffles of promise and green,
Towering over their heads.
Look for the man with the sun in his eyes,
And he’s gone.
{CHORUS}
MS in disguise with pre-pays,
MS in disguise with watches,
MS in disguise with raffles,
Ah... Ah...