Scene from new movie titled, "Monkeys in the Ceiling"
Scene begins at Adam's Hacienda del Poocho. He's lounging around in a bathrobe and drinking heavily. He decides to drunk-dial Alex, who's picture is above the couch.
(switch scenes to Dawg's kitchen. PD hears a muffled ringing, and starts searching for the mysterious ringing noise)
(scary music begins)
PD: "Where the hell is that noise coming from?"
(PD continues to pace about the house, finally settling in the living room where the noise seems to be emanating from the ceiling. At that moment, Alex falls through the ceiling, covered in plaster dust. He answers the phone)
Alex: "Hello? uh...hang on a sec, Adam, something just kinda came up." (hangs up) "Whaddup, Dawg? Sorry about that, I can fix that, you know? It was your week to get stalked, I guess you didn't get the memo judging by the look on your face."
PD: "No."
Alex: "You don't have any bacon, do you?"
(Suddenly, Samuel Jackson then kicks down the door and flashes some FBI cred.)
Samuel Jackson: "FBI, mother-f'er! I told you I'd find you, you derelict monkey-*** cracker."
Alex: "What?"
Samuel Jackson: "Say what one more god-damned time. I dare you. I double dare you."
Samuel Jackson then pistol whips Alex, and he passes out. "He'll get plenty of bacon in prison, don't worry about that".
PD throws up in his mouth a little bit.
(scene cut)