Favorite Movie Line?

[Lordoftherings]

Dark Helmet, "Space Balls"

"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."

 

[Lordoftherings]

The 40-Year-Old-Virgin

Andy: "She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls."

 

[Lordoftherings]

Cal: "I touched a guy's balls once in Hebrew School."

 

[Lordoftherings]

Andy: "Keep your bitc* on a leash."

 

[Nemo128]

Since someone felt the need to neg rep me for an odd reason...

My last post was from Catch Me If You Can, when Carl asks Earl "Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?" Sorry if it offended anyone, I found that part of the movie hilarious.

Check the very first quote: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264464/quotes

 

[j_garcia]

"Death by teacup...hmmm, now why didn't I think of that?"

 

[Lordoftherings]

Since someone felt the need to neg rep me for an odd reason...

My last post was from Catch Me If You Can, when Carl asks Earl "Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?" Sorry if it offended anyone, I found that part of the movie hilarious.

Check the very first quote: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264464/quotes

Yep, was me. Sorry. I did signed it, I always do. I just try to rectified it, but I must spread some Reputation around first (whatever that means). I promess you though that it will be fix (when time allow me), you have my word on it. It was a simple misunderstanding from my part. Sorry again.

Sincerely,

Bob

 

[Nemo128]

Yep, was me. Sorry. I did signed it, I always do. I just try to rectified it, but I must spread some Reputation around first (whatever that means). I promess you though that it will be fix (when time allow me), you have my word on it. It was a simple misunderstanding from my part. Sorry again.

Sincerely,

Bob

May the Shwaaaaaarrrtttzzzz be with yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu!!!!!!

 

[tyreal78]

"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you." - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

 

[Lordoftherings]

Matheson: [to Budlosky] "I may act tough, but i got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn near everyone of them."

 

[Lordoftherings]

Saul: "A dude, a lady, and a cop? That like a massacre, man!"

 

[rnatalli]

"It's good to be the king."

 

[j_garcia]

"Boy, when you die at the palace, you really DIE at the palace! "

 

[tomd51]

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I've watched this movie over the years... I'd have a lot of nickels...


"Get the horses! Get the chariots! Get the men! And get me an ice pack!"


"Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise!"


"I've come on the most urgent of business. It is said that the people are revolting!

You said it, they stink on ice!"


"You don't put out, he don't get out."

"Your majesty...I simply don't do it!"

"C'maan, you do it. You know you do it. We all do it, we love to do it. You'll do it, you'll wanna do it. I do it and I love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again, don't tell me you don't do it..."

 

[Lordoftherings]

* Step Brothers *

Dale: [to parents] "Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?"

Brennan: [pleading] "It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities."

Robert: "You're adults, you can do what you want."

Dale: "This is the funnest night ever."

 

[darien87]

"What's your occupation?"

"Stand up philosopher."

"What?"

"Stand up philosopher. I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."

"Oh. A BS artist."





"Chemist can you help me?"

"What are you looking for?"

"A pack of Trojans."

"Aw gee I just ran out."

 

[tomd51]

"Did you b*llsh*t last week?"

"No."

"Did you try to b*llsh*t last week?"

"Yes!"


"Oh, I like that, I like that. I go out and bust my anus to get you a job and you're angry with me?? Boy you are nuts, N-V-T-S, nuts!!!"


"Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?

"I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank."

"You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!"

 

[Lordoftherings]

"Glue... very powerful stuff."

 

[darien87]

"Where are you from?"

"Ethiopia."

"What part?"

"125th street."





"I love quick time harch."

 

[tomd51]

"Where are you from?"

"Ethiopia."

"What part?"

"125th street."

I was going to put that one, too!



"Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus! Hey, Josephus!"

"Hey, motherf**ker!"



"Pardon! Pardon! Pardon!"

"Yes?"

"You are pissing on my shoe."