Favorite Movie Line?

[Lordoftherings]

I guess many of us have a favorite movie line. My most recent

Yes, yes, yes...

 

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Jay: "From now on, your dic* is my dic*. I'm gonna get you laid."

 

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Dogma

"I know they were just kids... but man we beat the fuc* out of them!"

 

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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump."

Igor: "What hump?"

 

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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "For that experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged."

Inga: "His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size."

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Exactly."

Inga: "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "That goes without saying."

Inga: "Voof."

Igor: "He's going to be very popular."

 

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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Well, dear, are you ready?"

Inga: "Yes, Doctor."

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Elevate me."

Inga: "Now? Right here?"

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Yes, yes, raise the platform."

Inga: "Oh. Ze platform. Oh, zat, yah, yah... yes."

 

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Pineapple Express

Saul: "Fuc* the po-lice!"

 

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Saul: "I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoke. Smell it. It's like... God's vagina."

 

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[Dale and Saul are running and Dale sees Saul jump into a dumpster]
Dale Denton: "Whoa, whoa! I gotta get to a phone man. Come on!"

Saul: "No, no! I think we should stay."

Dale Denton: "Why?"

Saul: [pause] "Cause I'm in the dumpster already."

 

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Dale Denton: "How could he find us?"

Saul: "Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas."

Dale Denton: "It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird."

Saul: "Thank you."

Dale Denton: "Not a compliment."

 

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Red: "Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out, man?"

Dale Denton: "I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man."

Red: "You don't seem chill."

Dale Denton: "I'm more chill than you."

Red: "You're more chill than me?"

Dale Denton: "Yeah."

Red: "Look what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What're you wearing?"

Dale Denton: "A suit."

Red: "Yeah, exactly. I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you."

Dale Denton: "Well, I don't know if I like you either, man."

Red: "Well, that's your loss 'cause I'm a great friend."

 

[Nemo128]

"You wanna hear a joke? Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Go f*ck yourself."

 

[Adam]

"Now everyone is going to know that you died scratching my balls."

 

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Pineapple Express

Red: "Today's my cat's birthday."
[passes out]

 

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Ted Jones: "Has anyone seen my bigger knife?"

 

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Ken: "War is upon you! Prepare to suck the coc* of karma!"

 

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Saul: "Holy coc*!"

 

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I guess many of us have a favorite movie line. My most

Yah, which one, which one, tell us...

 

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Matheson: [pulling Saul's leg] "Tear this a$$ up!"

 

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Airplane

"Looks like I pick the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."